Between the “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ tattoo, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man tattoo, and breasts, this girl is a nerd’s wet dream. However, I can’t say I agree with the placement. She should have gotten it on her inner thigh so that her lovers could come up with witty things for Joel/Mike to say. “Whoa, look at that vagina!” “AAAGGHH it’s a hairy monster!” “Captain, we found the source of the smell.”
If none of this makes any sense to you, you can join the commenters at Reddit, who were all saying things like “Hurrr that’s going to become a blurry black smudge after she has children” or “I’m only 12 years old; I don’t get it.” And that’s just sad. I mean, I know the American school system is behind other countries’, but I was shocked to learn that “MST3K” isn’t part of the curriculum.
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I wonder if she can fit that bedpost in her Gorg-anus?
I will have her for my wife.
She’ll never regret that.
If she has a Kids in the Hall logo anywhere on her body I am loading up the BTK van.
Joel/Mike is pointing to the best spot for her next tat of Cheetara making out with Lara Croft.
Manos: The Thighs of Fate
“I’m 12 years old and what is this” is a 4chan meme. I know this for two reasons:
-I am teaching and my kids spout 90% memes in class
-I am a bad person and pay attention to what my kids tell me
Tattoo of Joe Don Baker as Mitchell would have been much more sexy.
nope, this is my future wife. I have the same tattoo on my arm. had it for over a year now… wraps around. a parody of bad tribal tattoos. yes, the show was that much of my youth, and no, I don’t care about public opinion. kudos to her.
:crosses fingers: Come on Picard and Riker on the other side….big bucks big bucks no whammies…stop! Oh. It’s a Whammy. Which is actually pretty cool. Touche cool reference tattoo girl. Touche.
I think that’s Mr. Staypuft underneath it too.
She would love my van..er, Satellite of Love
Yes.
More importantly, who has a dress that opens thusly? And I bet that’s some sort of Looney Tunes motif on the back.
GRRRR, NOSTALGIC HIP TATTOOS!
“More importantly, who has a dress that opens thusly?”
Towel, and it looks like winnie the pooh
I introduced my boyfriend’s 12 year old daughter to MST3K a couple weeks ago. She was completely baffled by the concept until we actually started the show — now she’s hooked. I’m trying to do my part to educate the youths.
Um…I have the same tattoo. Except mine is about a billion times better, and part of an unfinished leg sleeve filled with all sorts of cult comedy classics.
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You get the MST3K, you get Pee-Wee Herman, you get Rock n Roll High School, you get Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors…the other side has a martian from Mars Attacks…and yet to come (aside from filler once everything is in place) are the Spaceballs Winnebago and Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Not to mention I’ve got a nekkid zombie pin-up girl tattooed up my ribcage.
PLUS I work with Troma and frequent horror movie conventions, work as a model, AND I’m a natural shmexy redhead.
I’m way cooler than this chick with her bad placement of tattoos. Seriously. Try making a page about me next time, k?
And add me on facebook… [www.new.facebook.com]
xoxo
I’m debating on getting this on my balls so it looks like they’re looking at a giant dick…
Boring
When she dies of Alzheimers, her death certificate will read: “Overdrawn At The Memory Bank”
Merrie Swain: You seem to really enjoy being the big fish in a small pond. That’s good and all, work with what you got but you appear to be threatened by this woman who has the same pop culture tat as you. Your post just screams “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, I GOTS BOOBIES TOO” and that’s never a good look for anyone.
Thanks for the comment, darlin!
I’m not threatened by anything this faceless, anonymous woman has. In fact, I willingly put myself out there for criticism with no fear by posting links to my personal pages. Personally, I think that takes a hell of a lot of balls (or ovaries, in my case) to do.
You can continue to think that I’m threatened/an attention whore/whatever all you want, it doesn’t offend me, but then again I’m not the one hiding behind any sort of anonymity.
By the way, I’m getting an actual website together now, instead of just using Facebook. Feel free to check it out and ogle my photos to your heart’s content.
[www.merrieswain.com]
xoxo
Tom: I’m way cooler than this chick with her bad placement of tattoos.
Mike: Seriously.
Crow: Try making a page about me next time, k?
Hey Merrie;
Just wanted to say that I LOVE your website..
Hope you don’t mind that I checked it out! After reading the comments on here, I HAD to check it out.
Love it
Good work — keep it coming!!!
Regards,
Jennifer, Long Island, NY
The best part is that it looks like a Stay Puft tattoo beneath that one, and I believe she’s wearing a “Chip ‘n’ Dale Rescue Rangers” shirt too awesome.
She gives me a raging nerd-boner. Watch out for snakes!
I dont get this and its pissin me off !!!!! WAT DUZZ IT ALL MEAN ????