You might have heard that Megan Fox signed a deal to be the face (yes… “face”) of Armani underwear a month or so ago. And now there’s a new commercial with MEGAN FOX IN JUST HER BRA AND PANTIES, which is a pretty excellent way to sell a product, especially if that product is women’s underwear. And because she doesn’t speak in this commercial, I like this ad even better than MEGAN FOX NUDE IN A BATHTUB. It’s still not the MEGAN FOX LESBIAN SEX SCENE we’ve been hoping for, and it’s certainly no MEGAN FOX FULLY NUDE HARDCORE THREE-WAY, but it’s a nice visual aid for those of you who like to imagine MEGAN FOX IN A PLUSH RABBIT SUIT SLAUGHTERING CATTLE.
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CHARLIE BROWNS KICKS FOOTBALL AND MEGAN FOX PULLS IT AWAY INTO HER VAGINA@@L@$#J*$(@#$U@*$@#*@*#%$*#@
now you can get those weirdo Peanuts/Megan Fox porn freaks
Looks like Sexy Friday has moved to Warming Glow.
Obviously Fox is an exception, but is Megan the ugliest name for women? I mean, besides Ethel or Eunice or anything else from the 50′s.
MEGAN FOX NUDE PEGGING BART SIMPSON
Does this mean you get a free Meagan Fox with every purchase?
And here I thought my days of jacking it to underwear ads were over when they stopped publishing the Sears catalog…
For the record, I LOVE the way you’re whoring traffic to the site.
Keep up the good work!
I’m sorry, I have to say this: is it just me or her belly button kind of effed up? I mean, obviously she’s insanely hot, I’m not blind – and I’m very pro-sexy-ladies in their underpants, but her belly button is weird. I know how much you guys care about that.
Sexy Friday on Warming Glow is the tits.
/leaves
(gets in pill box, prepares for deluge)
Is it just me, or is Megan Fox just a less hot, more arrogant version of Hilary Rhoda?
She’s got nice hips.
The haters are real avid followers of Megan Fox.
And the fapping begins….
Not bad, if you’re into women
Irish – you’re right. Her navel looks like a secondary vagina.
Just replayed the video and I’m inclined to agree. Her belly button does look like a secondary vagina.
I’d tap that too.