Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Tonight’s Web Redemption is Latarian Milton, the then-seven-year-old who famously expressed no remorse about stealing his grandmother’s SUV for a joyride. “I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend,” indeed.
The Inbetweeners (BBC America) — Always nice to know that it’s just as hard for British teens to get laid as it is for Americans.
Soccer (ESPN Classic) — El Salvador versus the U.S. in Tampa. I wanna be Tim Howard’s girlfriend.
Man Whose Arms Exploded (TLC) — Don’t ever change, TLC.
Psych (USA) — One of these days I really will watch an episode of this. Seriously. Maybe tonight. If I remember. Which I won’t.
Nip/Tuck (FX) — I wish I would have watched this show when it was good. The little bit I’ve put myself through this season really wasn’t worth my time.
The Real World (MTV) — TV Guide description: “A relationship is torn apart when play fighting turns into the real thing.” Oh, so pretty much the most cliched reality television plot possible. Got it.
I want more like this!
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