How I Met Your Mother (CBS) — Milquetoast announcer Jim Nantz and wispy-haired stuffed shirt Phil Simms guest star as the play-by-play announcers for Barney’s life. Hooray for Super Bowl cross-promotion.
Castle (ABC) — I mentioned this in passing last week, but I’ve kinda started watching this show. Like, I don’t think I’ll ever DVR it, but I never seem to have any social obligations on Monday, so I end up on the couch watching “Castle” because nothing else interests me. Not the most ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless.
Celebrity Fit Club (VH1) — Season premiere, featuring faded and bloated stars like Nicole Eggert, Kebin Federline, and Bobby Brown. I nominate Luke Wilson for the next installment.
Cake Boss (TLC) — Season finale. I hope they make a cake!
House (Fox) — This episode focuses on the hospital through the eyes of Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein). I’m guessing she’ll catch a lot of people staring at her chest.
Intervention (A&E) — This week: alcoholism and bulimia. Hey bulimics, good call on your eating disorder. You have a body image problem, so you go with the disease that rots your teeth and makes your hair fall out. Now you’re beautiful!
I want more like this!
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