Hey, remember Paris Hilton? Well, she apparently still exists, and she stars in this Brazilian commercial for Devassa Bem Loura beer. It’s typical “pretend this fake-looking blonde is sexy” stuff, but it doesn’t seem likely to air in Brazil. Ad Gabber says:
No less that three investigations into the ad have been launched. It’s too “sensual.” It encourages excessive consumption. It’s sexist and disrespectful to women.
Um, this is the Brazil on planet Earth we’re talking about, right? The Brazil where it’s okay for JOURNALISTS to pose for pictures like this (NSFW)? Sorry, I hate to point out the obvious here, but if anything this commercial is going to get banned for not being sexy enough. There are millions — literally, millions – of women in Brazil who could make that commercial sexier than Paris Hilton.
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There are millions — literally, millions – of women in
BrazilSamoa who could make that commercial sexier than Paris Hilton.Paris Hilton is too sexy for Brazil? Please. She’s not even sexy enough for Brody Jenner anymore.
They should take her to that village that the Nazis created, the one that Giselle is from, and flog her in the public square.
They should take her anywhere and flog her in the public square.
Hardee’s commercial or GTFO
@ Burnsy
Paris Hilton thinks that says “pubic square” and has booked her ticket.
It implies women are able to see distances that require a super telephoto lens. That’s disrespectful to robot scientists.
@ La Schmoove
Padma’s commercial > Just a picture of a hamburger > Paris’ commercial
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I don’t care I’d still do dirty things with that whore.
No thanks. I’d rather beer bong AIDS blood.
@ UU
*Looks at Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls tumblr for hours*
*sunglasses*
“We’re going to brazil.“
Hey, that’s the soundtrack that plays in my head whenever your mom enters the room. That room being the bathroom, and she’s carrying the sports section in with her.
Those brazillian girls must pay assloads to airlines for their carry-on funbags…
Paris Hilton posts should always include this gif: [i33.tinypic.com]
I wouldn’t do her if my penis were on fire and her vagina was some sort of miracle fire extinguisher.
Nevermind. That seems so illogical. You know, being that her vagina would make a penis burn much more than a fire would.
As long as we’re going with NSFW picture links of Brazilian journalists from that site, let’s go all the way: [fuckyeahbraziliangirls.tumblr.com]
The Brazilian women I know have a name for people who act like this in public: tourists.
Brazilans are cockroaches. They are are thieves and conniving. The women are manipulative hookers(every one of them),gold diggers and most of them are ugly. The guys are homos.
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