Terrence the Gay T-Rex LOVES that hat on you, girl!
Ever since I heard the news back in July that Rumer Willis was going to play a “punky cute lesbian” (not my words) on “90210,” I’ve been dying to see the iron-jawed offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kiss one of the show’s female characters. By which I mean: I’d forgotten “90210″ existed, and a TV series jumping the shark with a lesbian kiss barely registers on my consciousness except to recognize it as a death knell.
Anyway, the CW released this still of Rumer kissing Jessica Lowndes, who I admit is very attractive. But I just don’t know why shows think this will stir up additional viewers. I mean, if a person online is savvy enough to find the production still of Willis and Lowndes kissing, then that person is also probably capable of Googling “lesbian kiss” or “girls kissing” — and that’s a one-way ticket to the Double End section of Dildotown. I’ve heard that neighborhood’s really gentrifying.



More like 9021-lesb0
In Rumer’s mom’s day, girls didn’t have time to kiss other girls. They were learning how to cook for their men and practicing hiding under their desks in case Castro got frisky.
I have to admit, if Rumer Willis manages to successfully portray a character as being “cute,” then I will have to acknowledge she’s one of the greatest actresses of her generation.
Hey, my wife has been living in Dildotown for the past few years…shortly after we got married, in fact!
…wait a second…
Wow, this is shocking, cutting-edge stuff!
-Signed, 1995
Could Rumer donate a portion of her jaw to Roger Ebert?
90210 producer: But how will the audience know her character is gay?
Wardrobe Dept: [heads to back room, grabs hat]: We could have her wear this hat, the one every gay character, male or female, wears in every TV show?
90210 producer: Perfect.
The Emmys happened?
I would love to see the LARPers photobomb google maps streetview car. Right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!
I meant the LARPers in Dildotown…sigh
WHY HASN’T MY AVATAR CHANGED
@Enrico: Bravo, sir.