Yesterday afternoon, I received an email from commenter “jrkumor” saying:
I am surprised you haven’t covered this past weekend’s episode of “Desperate Housewives” particularly Dana Delany’s character’s dream sequence involving Julie Benz’s character.
And I was surprised that she was surprised, because it’s not like I’m signed up for email alerts from the “Desperate Housewives” fan club. That show is a rock-solid #3 in ABC’s patented “Chicks with More Estrogen than Brains” lineup, right behind “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Private Practice” (the latter of which is my preferred euphemism for masturbation).
ANYWAY. It turns out that Julie Benz’s ex-stripper character showed up, moved in with Dana Delany, stirred up lesbian feelings in Delany by being all sexy and giving her a kiss in this atrocious scene, which sparked the dream that jrkumor emailed about. Basically, Dana Delany’s all, “I made you breakfast,” and Julie’s like, “Oops! I got syrup ALL. OVER. ME.” It makes Marilyn Monroe’s performance of “Happy Birthday” look subtle. And I like it that way. I’d take Julie over Marilyn in a heartbeat. Because, y’know, Marilyn’s dead.
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Man, and to think this is the same sequence I wanted to see between Dana and Rosie in Exit to Eden.
I’d like to Benz Julie over, amirite fellas?
/dodges first wave of tomatoes
/taunts audience
/succumbs as audience begins to throw larger pieces of rotten fruit
her chin might slash my sack open.
I’m just glad her annoying as shit character got killed off of Dexter.
My wife watches this crap. Normally, I put on earphones while searching chickswithhairyasss.com, but, strangely, I enjoyed this scene.
And homos like Captain Insano wanted these fine tits off of Dexter when Deb is clearly the annoying, tiny-tittied cunt who should die.
Forgive me for thinking you would like to see attractive women in their panties.
Everything I know about men is wrong, no wonder I am single.
I couldn’t even be bothered to get their characters’ names, and I watch the show every week.
Every day I wake up, and I worry. I think to myself, “How can Enrico live up to the high bar of crassness he’s set for himself. He couldn’t possibly be as offensive as he was yesterday.”
And every day, I log into Warming Glow, and watch in awe as he continually flies over that bar with ease.
Who Killed Marilyn?
Rita was only annoying this season. Deb reminds me of a female Enrico. Crass, hilarious, and wholly unattractive.
Deb = Bitch
Rita = Hot Bitch
They should not have killed her off. ITS SCIENCE
So I am watching Dexter on Netflix and just finished Season 3. Seeing Rita’s dramatic boob job was the greatest character development ever.
I am taking those remarks as compliments, you two.
Wow, I just happened to watch this clip because Julie Benz is hot. I noticed in the lefthand corner, the station happens to be KQ2, which is our horrible little station right here in Saint Joseph, Missouri. Which none of you have heard of. I will go kill myself now.
I can;’t stand her voice.
She’s got one of those high, cutesy voices that porn stars do. Annoys the crap out of me.
@Cash
Like you women with a deeper, manly voice, do you?
You forgot to note how the episode ends. After the syrup dream, Dana Delany gives into her urges and has lesbo sex with toward the end of the ep. Yeah, DH is a chick show but if Dana Delany-Julie Benz muff diving action doesn’t interest you just a LITTLE…