Kate Gosselin, who managed to make a tubby cheating douche in Ed Hardy shirts look sympathetic, couldn’t pick up the jive on “Dancing with the Stars,’ so of course it was her teacher Tony Dovolani’s fault. Fortunately for Tony, who is on his 9th season of “DWTS,” Kate helpfully informed him that he was teaching her incorrectly.
“Everyone involved in the show thinks Kate is impossible. We all feel very sorry that poor Tony got paired up with her. She talks to him as if he is her ninth child,” sources tell [PopEater]. “At one point things got so bad that Kate demand that the shows producers fire Tony and get her a new partner. However, everyone would rather get rid of her than Tony, who is loved by all the staff.”
During the 3/29 broadcast, video [above] showed Kate and Tony clashing during a rehearsal. Dovolani walked out on Gosselin after she questioned his technique, arguing that what he was teaching her was “wrong.” [..]
Tony has since apologized for his “quit” taunt, and now has decided he needs to keep on ‘Dancing’ no matter how “impossible” Kate may be. Unfortunately for the two, they scored just 15 out of 30 points, and may be eliminated this week.
The ballroom dancing on “Dancing with the Stars” isn’t difficult. Emmitt Smith, who was hit so many thousands of times by NFL linebackers and linemen that he barely speaks English now, actually WON the show. A chimpanzee with good posture could get a decent score. Hell, this Labrador retriever can do the mambo. Am I saying that Kate’s dumber than a yellow Lab? Let’s put it this way: of the two, only Kate deserves the label “stupid bitch.”
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That footage of her dancing for the judges is timeless awkwardness at its best. It couldn’t be more unsettling if another baby fell out of her while she “danced”
Those silly teabag rallies are better choreographed.
Queen of the fucking harpies! I’m disappointed that a guy named Tony Dovolani didn’t crab his crotch and tell Kate, “I got your teaching right here.”
Yeah, but that labrador only gave birth to a litter of five puppies, so Kate still wins the “Living Clown Car, Biped Division” title.
I really hope the Vote for the Worst army mobilizes in support of Kate’s continued presence on this show.
Find me one juror in America who would convict those kids in a Menendez situation.
The term “Hatefuck” was INVENTED for Kate Gosselin….and Katherine Heigel….and my ex, that bitch.
“Emmitt Smith, who was hit so many thousands of times by NFL linebackers and linemen that he barely speaks English now, actually WON the show. A chimpanzee with good posture could get a decent score.”
Oh no he dee’int!
Emmit Smith thinks she is evil incarnival.
LS, and Uff’s mother.
/made that joke over a year ago and am still proud of it
KATE GOSSELIN: AMERICA’S SWEETHEART
Based on the video, more like America’s sweat-heart, amirite?
“It’s just a whole weight-load of pressure.”
Gosh, it’s almost like the whole thing is staged.
Dancing is stupid unless it involves a pole, amirite?
“Pole Dancing with the Stars” coming to Fox this fall.
Just dont be mad when Clay Aiken and Joey Lawrence are the 1st 2 to sign up for “Pole dancing with the Stars”