I didn’t stick around to watch last night’s special episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” after the Oscars, but I’ll give him credit for the video below: he must have called in every favor he could to assemble the cast for his “Handsome Men’s Club” sketch. It features Josh Hartnett and Gilles Marini (pictured), Matthew McConaughey, Ted Danson, Robe Lowe, Sting, John Krasinski, Taye Diggs, and several others I won’t reveal because the surprise is part of the fun. At over nine minutes, it runs a lot longer than I ordinarily like, but it’s worth it to stick around until the end. Or at least until the 6:30 mark, when Lenny Kravitz calls Kimmel a punk-ass bitch.
Noticeably absent from the Handsome Men’s Club: me. But that’s okay. One day bloggers will be cool enough to garner some widespread sex appeal, and then all these naked photos I’ve taken of myself will finally pay off. I gotta tell ya, changing the tint in Photoshop is so much easier than spray tanner.
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That was pretty darn good was what that was right there.
I caught part of this simply because I was too lazy to find the remote after the Oscars. It was funny but about three minutes too long.
Note to self: Next time a suit is called for, wear both a bow tie AND an untied regular tie.
Although something tells me that while Josh Hartnett pulled it off, people would just suspect I was too drunk to properly dress myself.
That was way full of awesome right there.
I can’t imagine it’d be too difficult to get all those guys after the success of the f*ing Matt Damon and f*ing Ben Affleck videos, those are also cherished classics…
Matt Damon is my fucking hero. And I’d fuck him.
PS: I’m a dude.
It just didn’t seem right without Jon Hamm.
I agree with FF. John Hamm was a major omission.
I agree a little long but mostly funny. The Hansome Men Club and the Iron Man 2 trailer were like a nice reward for sitting through 3 hours of the Oscars with the girlfriend. You know what else would have been a nice reward? Sex. Of which there was none- but I’ll take what I can get.
Wait, Mickey Rourke wasn’t in the skit?
“The supple breasts of a 14 year-old girl.”
Excellent.
What a waste of an opportunity to have Ethan Hawke stand on top of the desk and declare “Oh Handsome, my Handsome?”
Funny as hell till they had to bring the homo crap into it at the end.
I know I’m late to the party here, but what of the fate of Gary Busey?