Kirstie Alley went on the “Today” show this morning to promote her new reality show (“Kirstie Alley’s Big Life,” pictured above) and talk about how she’s losing weight thanks to this new diet of hers, which may or may not be a front for Scientology (Alley is a Scientologist herself). And when Meredith Vieira aked Alley about the allegations, Alley went on a rampage through downtown Tokyo.
Vieira asked Alley directly whether the “Organic Liaison” diet program is connected to Scientology. “It’s such bullsh….” Alley started to say, before Vieira interrupted and stopped her from finishing a barnyard epithet…
“It’s not true. It’s not true,” Alley told Vieira. “I’m the top executive. The address in Clearwater is my accountant, and he’s a Scientology Jew.” [MSNBC]
That account differs from one email I got, which claimed that Alley swore repeatedly, and that NBC’s attempts to bleep her out were “largely unsuccessful.” The edited video below doesn’t help out any, but it does give you 11 minutes of Kirstie Alley. So really, we all lose.
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“… The address in Clearwater is my accountant, and he’s a Scientology Jew… He just happens to work right next to the Scientology headquarters located in Clearwater.”
I don’t get why she’s still news. Who cares about her weight? Even when she’s at her thinnest, she still weighs the same amount as me, and I’m grossly overweight.
This is what happens to you when you get repeatedly tag-teamed by George Wendt and John Ratzenberger. Poor thing…
and to think she was once the cause of some of my first boners. A piece of my childhood just died.
@Enrico — in no sexual situation ever should John Ratzenberger be described as “the skinny one”.
FACT: John Travolta built a personal air field in Ocala so Kirstie has a place to rest.
Cut her some slack for being irritable, it had to be more than 20 minutes since her last meal.
when asked why doesn’t she just stop eating so fucking much and buy a treadmill Alley responded: “You’re ignorant about weight loss Matt. I know the history of weight loss, you don’t.”
BEST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER.