The Kids Choice Awards were held last night, and aside from sugary drinks and nose-picking the big winners were I don’t give a rat’s ass. But Disney probably cares, because Nickelodeon shafted some of its damn wiener kid stars.
The annual Kids’ Choice Awards show on Nickelodeon, an ostensible celebration of the most popular children’s programming on television, has turned into a sandbox spat between two media giants vying for supremacy in the world of kids’ TV…
Nickelodeon this week informed programming rival Disney Channel that only a handful of its biggest stars would be permitted to walk the ceremonial orange carpet, pose for photos and grant interviews during “Nickelodeon’s 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards” on Saturday at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion. Although individual nominees such as Selena Gomez and the Jonas Brothers can still participate, others have been elbowed out of the spotlight. [LA Times]
I can’t possibly pretend to care about children’s programming without attacking some effeminate fruitcake with clippers or writing something illegal about a girl who isn’t 18, so let’s change subjects. Hey look, it’s Katy Perry. She’s performing some kind of experiment to see if girls with big boobs in short, low-cut dresses and lots of eye makeup turn me on. Say what you will about Miss Perry’s music, but she’s one hell of a scientist.
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How big can Jonah Hill get? If he gets any fatter Jesse James is gonna start sexting with him
Jonah Hill is racing Gaby Sidibe to diabetes.
Slimekakke
Jonah Hill only races to the buffet line.
Nice neck beard fatty, it really hides the triple chin.
A Kings ransom to the first person who can photoshop that green slime white!
In an odd coincidence, every tween boy that walked past Katy did so in a discreet, hunched-over fashion.
I’d like to do the peer review on that study.
Why does Katy Perry insist on those retarded mini-bangs? Uh … I mean, I’d love to make … sex … to her…
*looks around nervously, does 500 curls, challenges first person to make eye contact to fight*
@DG, I didn’t even notice the bangs. Too busy starring at her boobies.
I think Jonah put on the extra 200 pounds since Superbad to give the illusion that he’s still standing inbetween Cera and McLovin
Dear God,
Thank you for making Katy Perry, the tight dresses she wears, and lotion to prevent chafing when it’s jerk time.
Sincerely,
Straight men everywhere
Katy Perry looks like she could be sisters with the Deschanel’s. And that would lead to a new set of DeFlaWa’s!
Enrico, Katy fucks Russell Brand. Emily would not touch such a naughty bloke who wears tights.
I don’t know what my point is, but there we go.
Katy Perry in a blue wig and tight dress covered in goo in front of thousands of children.
That’s one of my sex dreams.
and why did you need to use the word retard? you must know that the disabled are asking you to stop. Isn’t that enough or does the word retard empower you, like a true bully?
Go fuck yourself Mike, you retard.
A fine example of American capitalism on display, or is it something else !?!?