Welcome to the Dark Side. Commenter Danger Guerrero joins the Uproxx fold with the Five Greatest Jobs in the Entertainment Industry. I’d kill for any of those jobs — except joke writer for Leno, which would lead me to kill. Kind of a Kill-22 that way. [Uproxx]
If you only watch one dog-eating-a-car video today… This boxer/pit bull mix tore the bumper off a cop car. Not some random sedan: a police cruiser. “Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down.” I want what that dog’s on. [FilmDrunk]
It’s Friday, why not make it sexy? A lovely Internet tradition over at KSK. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Justice is served. Gilbert Arenas will serve no jail time. His $111 million contract, however, may be going away for life. [With Leather]
BELOW: TV stories I didn’t get to today, plus the best images from around the Web.
EPIC. This image series of Richard Alpert from “Lost” as the Old Spice guy is so awesome I almost made a whole post out of it. Must-click. [NextRound]
It’s Stuff White People Like, minus the TV deal. The new Patrice O’Neal show on Comedy Central will unabashedly rip off the popular website. [NY Mag Vulture]
Congratulations, you’re more mature than I am. Contestants on a British game show were asked to spell a word using the letters U, D, F, C, K, and E — but they didn’t take the bait. [Telegraph]
Frankly, I like chicks who can’t legally drink. For “Parks and Recreation” fans, here’s the cover to Pawnee’s summer catalog that was revealed last night. [Pawnee, Indiana]
Bonus video for aging hipsters: I couldn’t help but adore this little girl singing the Hold Steady (via theduty).
I want more like this!
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