‘THE HILLS’ CANCELED :(

There’s terrible news for vapid dipsh*ts and moronic young girls today, as PopWatch has learned of the cancellation of MTV’s “The Hills” following the coming season.

After six seasons of sex-tape rumors, Les Deux drama, and couture-filled trips to Paris, MTV and the producers of The Hills have decided it’s time for the sun to set on the reality phenom. “I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.,” creator Adam DiVello tells EW…

In the final 12 episodes set to begin airing on April 27 at 10 p.m. ET, fans can expect to see Audrina Patridge dating singer Ryan Cabrera and Kristin Cavallari dealing with rumors of drug abuse… Also look for Stephanie Pratt to be dealing with sobriety, coming off her DUI last year.

The fact that “The Hills” succeeded at all is an astounding testament to the way that slick editing and pop music can transfix simple minds. In a city filled with gorgeous people and aspiring actors, MTV took a bunch of barely attractive simpletons and made them improv their way through scripts so dull that characters chewing food often became a plot point. Everyone involved with this show needs to be bulldozed into a landfill.