Here’s the trailer for the second season of Showtime’s “Nurse Jackie,” debuting March 22nd and starring Edie Falco as the flawed but likable titular nurse. Haha, “titular” nurse. That’s what they should call wet nurses.
Anyway, I never really got into the first season, but this trailer actually makes me more interested in the show than I’ve ever been before. Probably because they bleep out all the swearing, and I want to hear the real deal. Or maybe it was the apple bong, I’m not sure.
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And what exactly does a dry nurse do?
Q-Tip thinks that is quite a good looking smoking device. A “bonita apple bong,” if you will.
I want to like this show, but that British doctor is just too fucking awful. Total cunt.
Since you’ve been fielding all sorts of insults today, I will add another: it’s an apple pipe (no water). Or so my friend tells me….
Hello Daddy. Hello Mom. A-A-A-A-A-APPLE BONG!
Also, I might be in the minority here, but……Would.
Yeah, I’m controversial.
‘Tis a fine apple pipe, but sure ’tis no bong, English.
/bongs pass the smoke through water.
Huh, I didn’t think people would accept me calling it an apple pipe. Guess I just can’t win.
Danger Guerrero: *glares at Matt and kicks his dog without reason or explanation*
Matt: Holy shit! What the fuck was that for?
DG: *says nothing, continues glaring, and kicks dog a second time*
This is what an apple bong looks like:
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But mom, I was just trying to get more vitamin A and C!