90210 (CW) — Lesbian kiss! Quel intrigue! You can read all about Jessica Lowndes’s reaction to kissing Rumer Willis right here. Try to contain your excitement!
White Collar (USA) — Season finale. I’m surprised this show has done so well with that title in a recession. My first impulse when I think about white-collar workers is to push a Wall Street trader into traffic.
The Good Wife (CBS) — Alan Cumming returns to the show, and Ana Gasteyer (“Saturday Night Live”) guest stars as a difficult judge. Man, this show really has it all: the mind-numbing dullness of politics combined with the jaw-slackening boredom of legal procedures. Finally, someone has mixed the combustible ingredients of jury duty and C-SPAN.
Lost (ABC) — It’s an episode about Ben Linus tonight. THAT IS NOT A SPOILER. However, if spoilers are what you want, follow @mattufford. I’ll be spoiling away at around 9:20 p.m. Eastern.
Dwarf Adoption Story (TLC) — Sorry, it’s a repeat. Dammit, dwarves! Can’t more of you little people adopt more midget babies?
Chopped (Food Network) — Season finale. Who cares if it’s rigged? It’s just nice to see one of the Fab Five from “Queer Eye” still working on television. In a related story, Carson Kressley is washing the semen out of his hair in a Penn Station bathroom.
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Is Alan Cumming The Good Wife?
@ Tim
Your comment sounds like a porn mystery movie.
“Chopped” is infinitely better than “Iron Chef” (does anyone watch that anymore?). At least with Chopped I get the real sense that the chefs aren’t informed of the ingredients 3 months in advance, and have to legitimately come up with something, anything, right on the spot. “Iron Chef” is so frickin’ rigged and obvious that it is set up, can’t stand to watch it. My two cents.
On Iron Chef the competitor gets to pick 3 possible mystery ingredients ahead of time and then finds out which it is day of. So yeah, I agree, Chopped looks much harder and more akin to the Master Chef test. Still, not watching it. I miss the old food network. This reality crap is so edited and annoying.
Actually, The Good Wife is a really good post-Lost, pre-Daily Show diversion. I even DVR it when I won’t be home. Unlike every other legal drama ever, the writing is actually interesting, but the big draw is the main story arc with the kids watching their dad fuck a stripper over and over on the news.
This season of Dwarf Adoption Story was pretty short
Sadly Carson Kressley is still being used as the “non threatening gay man” in Australian advertising and whenever they need fashion commentary. You can take him back please.
Matt, read your tweets re: Lost. It is clear you aren’t actually a follower of the show. I don’t fault you for that, but please stop claiming otherwise. If you don’t know what that ship in the middle of the island is, you shouldn’t be watching the show.
Hey Mark, I’ve stated repeatedly that I missed Seasons 3 and 5. I’d enjoy the show a fuckload more if fans of the show didn’t keep telling me that I don’t like the show.
And FURTHERMORE, if I don’t follow the show, why did I call Alan Dale Charles Widmore instead of his true and rightful TV name, Caleb from “The O.C.”?
You fucking asshole Lost fans, being pretentious about your fucking fandom of a goddam TV show. Go piss in someone else’s cereal.