Here’s New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg photographed with Snooki and The Situation from “Jersey Shore,” with a cast member from Hair thrown in for good measure. I have no idea why an event would mix Hair and “Jersey Shore,” but there are more pictures of the cultural cacophony here. Maybe it’s the inaugural Intergenerational Conference on the Spread of Venereal Disease. “Hmmm… yes, I see. Hippies did a great job of passing around chlamydia under the banner of free love, but as you can see the Guidos’ use of a jacuzzi really streamlined the sharing of body fluids.”
UPDATE: Jeez, fine! Here’s the same picture after being run through the official Warming Glow Party Filter:
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The tie makes him formal.
I know I’m not the only one here that had to look up the definition of “cacophony.”
@ Patty
Yeah, but the invite said it was a black-tie event. Bad form.
@ UU
Cacophony is just a classy word for strap-on, right?
This picture would benefit from a velociraptor in the background
But white tie is fancier than black tie!
*wears debutante gloves, sips tea*
Generally, when viewing a picture like this someone makes a corny joke about how it’s the 5th sign of the apocalypse or something, but damn, you can’t help but wonder…
At any rate, it needs more photoshopped animals to make it less scary. Maybe birthday dog is crashing the party at the top right corner behind Jenny there. I swear, Matt gets lazy with the photoshops on Mondays.
The stench of AXE body spray and patchouli must have been over powering.
btw, I vote for pringle dog from WL to be photoshopped in.
At least Bloomberg was smart enough to not touch the little goblin
It’s just part of his master plan to advertise the worst of New Jersey, takeover the state on the cheap, and then turn the rest of the state into a trash dump for NYC. Wait, what? It already happened? “RIP MY BALLS OFF WHY DON’T YOU…”
Hey, give your readers what they want! Well done sir, much more festive. The left handed or mirrored Statocaster knock-off is a bit out of place, as she should have gone acoustic, but we appreciate the effort and timely response.
Who the hell invited “birthday cake cat” to the party?
@UU: Nobody invited him, he just heard about it and showed up, like he always does.
Even Sofia Vergara there in the background looks stunned by this political career suicide.
Zack, yeah look at that smug look on his face.
The mayor of the greatest city in the world…with 2 Guidos and a hippie. Pretty sure this is what they’ll show to suicide bombers before they send them to America.
That picture reached it quota on dogs even before Matt Photoshopped it.
Cacophony. Isn’t that the medical term for fake poop?
Snooki has that classic face that says “I want to beat your face in while I impregnate you”.
“The situation” is butt ugly. Put on a shirt! Looks like a one-tree-hill reject!