This video has been making the rounds today, and why SHOULDN’T it? It’s an eight-year-old Brazilian girl singing and gyrating to Lady Gaga’s sex anthem “Bad Romance” on the talent show “Qual é o seu Talento?”. I mean, if I’ve learned anything about the Internet, it’s that stories about Brazilian girls get lots of traffic.
Reached for comment about American broadcast rights, TLC said, “No thanks, that broad is way too old.”
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Still sexier than the Paris Hilton commercial.
First it’s Michael Emerson and now this? It must be sexy bald day at Warming Glow.
Is this just bait to lure Pete Townshend to your blog?
Who the fuck gets Fat Brazilian Santa to judge talent?
Also, do I see toe?
/I’m on the express to hell and/or jail
Apparently, the staff of “To Catch a Predator” saw this video right before they’re production meeting. I’ve obtained a copy of that meeting’s minutes:
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Is she too young for a Brazillian wax or would she just get one anyway?
There’s Rob Schneider!
Pedo-bear approves!
Needs more disco stick.
So wait, we get Simon Cowell…and they get Santa??? That’s bullshit!
Hold on, I didn’t understand a word Bruce Vilanch was saying.
I think thats a midget
Aww. I didn’t know Jay Leno’s daughter could sing. That’s adorable.
Well, at least someone beat me to the camel toe mention…