Radar has gotten its grubby hands on what it claims is a sex tape of E! late-night host Chelsea Handler. Handler, 35, says that it’s part of an audition tape she made in her 20s. (She was auditioning for Chelsea’s Handlers, I presume.)
You can watch her response to Radar’s story above. Radar, for its part, says:
It’s definitely not a “stand up” comedy bit, and if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine ever performed! [Haha, good one, Jay.]
“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source who showed RadarOnline.com the tape said…
“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues. “It was taken so long ago and distributed on old VHS tapes, that I’m sure most people just threw them out because her stand-up was so bad and they didn’t realize she would make it big one day. It’s highly possible that many of the recipients of the tape didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”
Awww, that’s unnecessarily mean. I’m sure her stand-up wasn’t that bad. I mean, she was a good enough comedienne to get her own show, after all. It certainly had nothing to do with her dating the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, who oversees E!’s programming. I’d also like to take this opportunity to say that Comcast is an outstanding company that provides excellent entertainment, and that statement has absolutely nothing to do with any deal Comcast may or may not have with the Uproxx network. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT THING OUTSIDE!!! *runs away*



I CAN watch her response above. But I won’t.
Because who gives a shit, get it?
Chelsea Handler is Wendy Williams for white folk.
Jay Leno made a similar audition tape, except in between segments of shitty stand-up, he fucked both Letterman and Conan.
“Why was I with the head of Comcast? ‘Cause I heard Comcast really knows how to screw people. Amirite, ladies?” *smug facial expression, audience erupts in laughter*
That picture from Allure looks less realistic than a cut scene from Final Fantasy.
“I wasn’t given my show because I was sleeping with the boss. Believe me, I EARNED this show by sleeping with the boss. *whoops audience into frenzy* The ladies know what I’m talkin’ about!”
Kabletown + Uproxx = Profit?
Chelsea Handler is comedy for that 2nd tier popular girls in high school. The ones who were too stuck up/stupid to be nerds, but too unattractive to be on the A team.
Thee is no goddamn way Chelsea Handler is 35, she doesn’t look a day under 50.
She’s no Margaret Cho but she does a pretty fair Columbo.
35 years on your back puts a lot of miles on your body, Pete.
So I’m the only person who wants to see this? Screw you guys.
/rubs one out to Lisa Lampenelli on TiVo.