It’s been a while since I’ve taken a huge steaming dump on “Entourage,” so here’s a spoof from Funny or Die called “Phonetourage” (video below). It’s been ages since I watched an episode of “Entourage,” but from what I gather nothing on the show can happen without people being on the phone all the time. And that’s not exactly a shocking revelation (hell, half of “24″ is tense phone calls from Jack Bauer), but the way this captures the narrative arc of every episode of “Entourage” is impressive. “Oh no! There’s some mild disturbance in Vince’s perfect life! Call Ari! Oh no, Vince’s dipsh*t friends have made the mild disturbance worse! I sure hope E can pull things together to keep the fabulous life of a wealthy playboy actor intact! I sure hope he nails a hot chick and succeeds for the 108th consecutive episode.”
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Simply put, the only thing the Entourage cast (and it’s viewer’s) will ever be good for in any reality on any planet is to march in front of soldiers to absorb bullets.
Oh Sweet Jeebus, why did I click on the ‘Wrangler Tiny Shorts’ commercial.
When you watch a show whose best actor is Jeremy Piven, your pretty much a horrible person.
Recap of every episode of Entourage ever:
THEME SONG (OH YEAH!!)
Eric: Like, ZOMG!!1juan! If I don’t [simple task] by [plenty of time], we’ll lose the [role/house/movie/car]!
Ari: Jesus, E. Stop being such a homo. [makes short joke despite being only a layer of hair plugs taller than E]
Drama: [while flexing] Yeah E, stop being such a homo.
Turtle: Don’t worry. It’ll be fine. Vince is the man!
Vince: [playing pool] Yeah, don’t worry E.
Through fortuitous set of circumstances, everything works out.
CREDITS
Speaking of 24, RIP Renee’s tits. How did that goddamn sheet stay on last night!
/Funny or Die is awful
My God that Piven impression and the writing for it is fucking priceless.
last entourage post has 59 posts… get ready for the hate
Has to be the lamest TV show ever made…and that is saying something… God please for the love of all that doesn’t suck please cancel this POS..
This pathetic attempt of a parody saddens me…