Even though everyone with a conscience loathes Kate Gosselin, and even though the only thing Kate’s good at it is sucking the joy out of life, TLC has given her another show that will debut next fall.
It’s called “Twist of Kate.” [*clicks hammer back on revolver* -Ed.] Unable to legally show Gosselin parenting her own kids as originally planned, the network is announcing a new series at its upfront presentation in New York today where Gosselin travels the country to watch … other people parenting. And working too!
From the network: “In each episode, she’ll walk a mile in someone else’s shoes — meeting real families in the middle of their own extraordinary challenges. She’ll try out their jobs…see how their home life runs… see what they’re up against… and find out what they do to let off steam. Each family will have some unique circumstance that is a story in itself. As Kate gets to know them she’ll roll up her sleeves and see what she can do to help.”
I know what she can do to help: STFU and GTFO of the way. Oh, but wait — there’s more:
TLC also announced TWO more large family series — “Quintuplet Surprise” and “Carpio Family Project.” The former with a six-year-old daughter and five newborn babies, the latter with an eight-year-old son and 18-month-old sextuplets. All three shows are planned for the third quarter.
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The only reason I would watch TLC is if they made a show where they dress cats up as different socioeconomic and racial groups and bring them to bars.
“she’ll roll up her sleeves and see what she can do to help.”
Someone should roll up their sleeves and punch the people at TLC in the face.
“Quintuplet Surprise” sounds like an UrbanDictionary term for an unwarned fisting.
Shows about large families? What will the geniuses at TLC think up next?!
Do those 8 half asian kids combine to form some superkid, like Voltron? But with Down’s Syndrome
After 8 kids, I assume that Kate has a different meaning for rolling up her (wizard) sleeves.
+1,000 Matt. “Clue” isn’t quoted nearly enough in this crazy world of ours.
Kate’s plastic surgery is just a Red Herring.
Why couldn’t that cunt’s womb be barren?
I think they could show that cunt on TV with her kids, since it doesn’t sound like she’s *parenting* them at all.
“…where Gosselin travels the country to watch … other people parenting.”
So, she’s got 8 kids at home and she’s going to travel the country to make a tv show — after being away to dance on tv. You heard it here first: Mother of the Year. (Seriously though, the kids are better off the less she’s around.)