
An unauthorized biography about Oprah Winfrey is being published, and you’ll be shocked to learn that a billionaire who owns an entertainment empire has secrets and closely guards her public image. In Kitty Kelley’s Oprah, the author alleges that Oprah dated John Tesh, lavished Diane Sawyer with gifts, engaged in lesbian affairs, worked as a prostitute when she was young, and lied about her humble upbringing. Let’s go to the highlight reel:
The way [Oprah] likes to tell it, she was so impoverished that she never had any new dresses or dolls and had to adopt two cockroaches as pets… But her family says that’s nonsense.”Where Oprah got that nonsense about growing up in filth and roaches I have no idea,” said [cousin] Katherine Carr Esters…
As a teen, Winfrey was a wild child, promiscuous to the point of prostitution, her relatives said. The future star would steal from her mother’s purse, pawn her jewelry and even turn tricks.
At one point, the rumors [about her sexuality] included seamy talk at ABC about a relationship between Winfrey and Sawyer when Oprah worked there. Employees there described “giggly late-night phone calls” and a series of lavish gifts from Winfrey — including gigantic sprays of orchids and a 1-carat diamond toe ring — to Sawyer.
As for Winfrey’s very public relationship with [Stedman] Graham, the pair do not even share a bedroom, according to the book. [New York Post]
I didn’t even include the part where Tesh skips out on Oprah because he can’t handle being in an interracial relationship, or Oprah’s father calling her associate Gayle King a “dirt hog” and “street heifer.” This would all be totally juicy information if I gave two craps about Oprah.



Wild accusations in a Kitty Kelley biography?
Now I’ve seen everything!
I don’t care what you think of me and my commenting ways, but I got aroused at the thought of Diane Sawyer going down on Oprah.
Michelle Obama is not surprised by this news.
Oprah, more like HOprah, amirite?
This story would have been way sexier if Oprah had bought Diane Sawyer a 1-carat clit ring.
I hope Oprah llllicks these salacious rumors.
Oprah fucking John Tesh is like enjoying a mayo-on-white bread sandwich with a glass of lukewarm milk.
The real shocker is that John Tesh and Diane Sawyer have never been seen together. They’re actually the same person.
I’m surprised that the book doesn’t go into detail about Operah’s requirement to have a virgin sacrificed in her name once every new moon.
So the point of the book then, I guess, is that John Tesh is a pussy.
WAHH!! I can’t handle an interracial relationship! Your hundreds of millions and your global media conglomerate mean nothing!!
Lesbian nazi hookers? Abducted by UFOs? Forced into weight training programs?
Is is sad that I immediately thought “Jesus, I bet there was a lot of bush going on in that Sawyer-Winfrey lesbian affair.”?
And none of these accusations holds a candle to the way she raped Life.
You know what’s weird, I almost cared about this crap.
I can no longer go on with my day. Thanks for ruining my Dave Chappelle-esque fantasy about Oprah Matt.
And this has what to do with sports?
Get a real life!