Bones (Fox) — The series celebrates its one hundredth episode. Emily Deschanel is hotter than Zooey. Also, for the girls and Whedonites out there, Nathan Fillion is superior to David Boreanaz.
The Marriage Ref (NBC) — Tonight’s panel features Kathy Griffin, Tracy Morgan, and Nathan Lane. Let’s say, hypothetically, that the studio burned down and everyone inside died. Would it be worth losing Tracy Morgan to get rid of Kathy Griffin? Again: hypothetically. Oh, this flamethrower? I just wear it because it’s comfortable.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — Tonight’s challenge has a circus theme. One of my favorite cheap laughs is whenever I see a clown in real life, I lean over to whomever I’m with and say, “Check out this clown.”
Models of the Runway (Lifetime) — What other kind of models would they be? Models of the Security Checkpoint? Models of the Airport Bar?
Survivor (CBS) — Hey, try not to kill anyone, okay?
Modern Marvels (History) — Soft drinks. Really? Soft drinks are a modern marvel? “HOLY CRAP, HOW DID THESE BUBBLES GET IN HERE?”
Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) — Bethenny and Ramona have an argument while walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. I’ve got an easy solution to that. *holds up two cement blocks and a length of rope*
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let’s play eff, shoot and garot with piano wire:
Kathy Griffin, Tracy Morgan and Nathan Lane.
If you tie them together, that counts as an Eifel Tower right?
/cross-blogged
“HOLY CRAP, HOW DID THESE BUBBLES GET IN HERE?”
Same thing I used to say when I farted in the pool.
I’m not saying you’re wrong about Mr. Fillion’s superiority over Mr. Boreanaz, but I am saying I’d like to take them both for a test drive just to be sure.
Zooey Deschanel looks like an attractive woman. Emily Deschanel looks like an attractive transvestite. She’s also a terrible actress, but that’s beside the point.
DeFlaWa’s are always entertaining. Just like Bones!
How in the hell did that show get to 100???
Fillion vs. Boreanaz isn’t even a fair contest.
*writes Whedon parody porn, titles male characters Nathan Fill-me-in and David Bore-my-anus*
Yeah, but that attractive transvestite has way bigger tits and isn’t a filthy hippy who sings about cotton.
-Emily wins
I’d marry Emily, fuck Zooey, and kill Nathan Lane.
Zooey lost when I found out she subsists on a diet that would make a rabbit say, “Seriously, what the fuck?!”
Have they had sex yet or are just saving themselves for when they will get canceled?
100 episodes? Seems like an awful lot of effort to put into something i have no intention of ever watching.
“whenever I see a clown in real life” Clowns aren’t real, Silly. They’re nightmarish figments of our imagination. Like retards and Mexicans.
“Emily Deschanel is hotter than Zooey … Nathan Fillion is superior to David Boreanaz.”
You, sir, are correct.
Emily >Herpes >Zooey
I could get Zooey to eat meat.
/Gives myself a high five.
Why don’t you ever mention Fringe or Flashforward. I can understand not mentioning it when NBC’s lineup airs new shows on Thursday, but for the last two weeks they’ve aired repeats and no mention of either shows. Fringe has gotten really good lately and I’ve always liked Flashforward.
I read an article recently that said it’s actually Emily that is the strict vegan. Apparently, Zooey is not a vegan after all, bland food for thought.
@Offseason Champs:
No, they are both vegans but Zooey is the one who is completely anal about it. Emily apparently has no problems eating fries from McDonalds despite the fact they put animal fat in the fryers, while Zooey would do a DNA test on a stick of celery before eating it.
I wanna be the meat in the vegan Deschanel sandwich
emily>>> zooey
better tits and taller.
Episode sucked
“Why don’t you ever mention Fringe or Flashforward. ”
Are those TV shows?
Why don’t you ever mention Fringe or Flashforward.
I have in the past. I no longer have anything to say about them.
“Check out this clown.”
I like to drive out in the country and read farm signs aggressively.
“NO! Pick your OWN strawberries!!”