The Big Bang Theory (CBS) — Wil Wheaton returns to take on Sheldon in a game of bowling. LOL! Those nerds aren’t strong enough to pick up bowling balls!
Castle (ABC) — Tom Bergeron guest stars in spoof of the latest round of late-night wars. *Sigh*… if only some hero had been brave enough to murder Jay Leno.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Now that Shannen Doherty and Buzz Aldrin are out, America can finally get around to voting off Kate Gosselin.
Damages (FX) — From Yahoo: “While Patty and Ellen set out to tear the Tobin family apart, Tom’s career and marriage are unraveling, so he makes a deal with a devil.” I assume that’s a metaphor.
True Life (MTV) — “I have NF.” Neurofibromatosis makes tumors grow all over a person’s body. Apparently MTV saw what TLC was doing, and they liked it.
House (Fox) — A newborn baby goes missing from the nursery. What is this, a Lifetime original movie?
CSI: Miami (CBS) — Horatio & Co. investigate some murders that happen during spring break. “Those girls gone wild became… girls gone dead.” YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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A newborn baby goes missing from the nursery.
I’ve got $20 on Munchausen Syndrome by proxy, $10 on Alzheimers, and $5 on Lupus.
You clearly swapped the descriptions for House and True Life. It’s the only possible explanation.
/wants in on stinky pete’s sweet lupus action
IT’S NEVER LUPUS.
I’ll take the $5 on Lupus. Its got to be Lupus sometime, I mean even the Washington Generals are about due.
Babies don’t just go missing from nurseries. They actually make you take them home!!
Is Lupus what those Mexican wolf boys suffer from?
Babies can’t garden. Durrrrrrrrr
@Matt
Didn’t that dude on The Shield have Lupus?
FEAST, hell yes Wims had Lupus. And the guy that looked like Alfonso Soriano had a dick in his butt.
One of my best friends is Filipino, and I love it when his mom makes Lupus with sweet and sour dipping sauce.
24….cough….cough
This might finally be the night Freddie Prinze puts Starbuck out of her misery.
Pfft, it’s not lupus.
It’s clearly some kind of mutant virus that eats babies, some kind of crossbreed between e.Coli and a dingo.
I finally got around to seeing an episode of Big Bang Theory tonight. My god is that show horribly unfunny. And I have friends who like this show. Who am I kidding. They’re no longer my friends.