Glee (Fox) — Apparently, they’ve gotten rid of the preposterous pregnancy story lines that made me ditch the show, but have kept all the super-gay music that made most self-respecting adults quit the show. I’d probably go back to watching it if I wasn’t preoccupied with “Lost” and “Justified.” WATCH: Landline TV’s very funny summary of the show so far. Further reading: a collection of “Glee” links at TV Tattle.
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) — Season premiere. Spoiler alert: Captain Phil dies sometime this season. Read a review of the new season here.
Melrose Place (CW) — Season finale. Dude, Sydney Kimberly’s wearing a wig over a totally F’d up scar!
Lost (ABC) — Still pumped about last week’s Desmond episode? Read what Henry Ian Cusick had to say about it in this New York Mag Q&A.
Tiny & Toya (BET) — Season premiere. The exes of T.I. and Lil Wayne kick off their second season by doing whatever it is that they do.
Justified (FX) — I mentioned “Justified” twice in last Tuesday’s listings and I still took crap for not giving it its own sub-header. So here ya go. By the way, I thought last week’s episode with Cameron from Ferris Buehler was the best episode of the season so far (save for the last five minutes or so).
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i’m being forced to watch Glee tonight. any pointers?
just keep your eyes on the hot blonde and you can make it
@M2S-
Grow a sack.
@M2S-
Sorry, that was terse. Your options also include the following: Read a book, go outside. Nobody’s forced to do anything. This America, man.
There’s also a new Justified on tonight Uff
Lea Michele talks to me through the TV.
@M2S
watch a movie? break up with guy making you watch it with him?
After last week’s Justified, I realized that there aren’t enough mob informant dentists in America anymore.
I completely approve of Leah Michele’s choice to show her ass in this picture.
I’m showing my approval by rubbing my hand up and down on my penis.
Kimberly with a wig/scar- not Sydney. How can you not have a mental pic of that?
Nobody’s forced to do anything. This America, man.
@Mo Charlo: Except any bar that allows Ben Roethlisberger through the front door.
Leah Michele has never looked better, except in my dreams.
Bottom billing for Justified? Total BS.
In spite of her wide-jaw and large nose, Lea Michele has captured my heart. Or maybe because of them..
@Kyle:
Jane Lynch? Really?
Anybody else try to tilt their monitor in order to get a better look at Lea Michelle’s finely apple-shaped ass?
Uh…me neither…
Who is Leah Michele, and why is she making me gay?
I know this is late, but I’ve been working (a novel concept, eh) and just got around to clearing my DVR.
Two things…
1) Lost, I’m about ready to fucking end you. It has gone past the point of self-felatio and is now just sitting there huffing and puffing and waiting to get hard again so it can go back down on itself for the series finale.
2) If Leah Michele or the blonde chick were actually in high school, they’d have been in court already and some poor 20- or 30-something teacher would be going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison. I’m just saying. I’ve seen it before and I’m sure I’ll see it again.