
After a day of will-it-or-won’t-it, NBC has confirmed that the flagship “Law & Order,” which has aired for twenty seasons, will not be renewed, thus ensuring that it won’t break the record it shares with “Gunsmoke” for longevity for a drama series. (Perhaps now “The Simpsons” can be laid to rest, as well.)
A source close to the talks said discussions between the network and executive producer Dick Wolf ran late into Thursday, with NBC ultimately deciding to end the flagship “L&O” due to the cost of ordering another season of the ratings-challenged veteran drama and the strength of the network’s new shows.
Wolf issued this statement: “Never complain. Never explain.” [THR]
Well said, Mr. Wolf. Terse but douchey. Anyway, it’s not like this is some tragic ending. It’s a procedural that has rotated cast members in and out through the years, and its well-known and recognizable format will live on in the “L&O: SVU,” “L&O: CI”, and all-new “L&O: Los Angeles” next fall.
In other industry news, NBC also canceled “Mercy,” re-canceled “Trauma,” and gave “Chuck” a 13-episode renewal (the same deal it got last year, where NBC has the option to extend it for a full season). When asked for comment, NBC executives said, “How old are you? I’m fifty! I’ve got a pet rabbit. Wanna see him? I’m fifty!”
UPDATE: “Heroes” has also been canceled. Good riddance. Pack your stuff and get out.



No one puts baby in the corner
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CBS has announced its new Fall drama CSI: Law & Order.
Dear Anthony Anderson,
Emmitt Kelly would like his beard back.
Best photoshopping in ages! Fat Pussy with his client, ready to battle the law.
What is with every blog ripping on Heroes. It wasn’t perfect, but I really enjoyed it. (I was also apparently the only person that was into Kings).
Seems that the geek elite couldn’t deal with the show not being X-Men I guess….
Glad Chuck is hanging on.
I’m waiting for Law & Order: Hillbilly Justice
Law & Order: L.A. is going to be pretty short on suspense, the celebrity guest stars will never be found guilty in a Los Angeles courtroom.
Kings was solid, main character was meh, Swearinger was awesome.
Wow… I officially have no use for anything on NBC anymore. It’s like they’re not even trying anymore…
Wait, Heroes was still around? I haven’t seen it in like 3 years!
And as long as they keep SVU around, so I can keep fapping to Mariska Hargitay, I’m fine.
Does this mean people can finally stop saying Hayden Panettierre is hot? Please be Jesus.
In all seriousness…nice photoshoping…*bump bump*
Wolf ripped his “Never complain. Never explain.” comment off from Henry Ford II (aka “Hank The Deuce”).