Today, Greg Ausiello dropped the last spoken line of the last episode of the last season of 24, which airs May 24. He bleeped out all but one letter, but I’m pretty sure I have it figured out anyway.
Fake spoiler: the last line is spoken by Jack. “You’re not so bad, Brother Mouzone. Let’s get in an old Chevy, drive from town to town, brandish lead pipes, and give the business to rural townsfolk for the next few years. I got some bubble gum. Would you like some of my bubble gum?”
Real spoiler, or at least what I’m pretty sure is a real spoiler, is after the jump.This is what Ausiello had to say:
Question: This is it. The clock is winding down. The final silent ticks. Your last 24 spoiler. Damn it, Michael! Tell me something! Ryan
Ausiello: The final line of the series is **** ** *o**.
” **** ** *o**.” Four-letter word, two-letter word, four-letter word with “o” as the second character. It’s clearly “Jack is gone.” I’m guessing the line is delivered by someone attempting to console Chloe, who believes he died in a massive explosion or something. He didn’t, of course, because of the “24″ movie that may or may not actually happen.
Or maybe they know there won’t be a 24 movie, and are perpetuating the idea because they want to deliver one last giant swerve? Or maybe the last line is delivered by us, the viewers: “BOOO [hacking cough] OO [spittle] OOOO.” Probably that.
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It still could be “Fuck my cock.”
Kiss my dong?
Maybe Jack was talking to Lobster Dog and said “yous my dogg.” OK, a bit of a stretch, but dammit, you know Jack loves LD.
Maybe it’s Lobster Dog saying “chew my bone” when they ask him what he’s going to do now that he’s eliminated the terrorist threat.
This show is still on the air? And people still watch it?
Am I missing something? How is it clearly “Jack is gone”? If you got that from one letter you should go on Wheel of Fortune and clean up. It could just as easily be “Jack is done” and mean 100 different things.
Jon Bois, you learned to photoshop? Lobster Dog is always welcome.
I’m 98.6% sure it’s “Plow my corn”, as Jack Bauer decides to spend his retirement playing Farmville.
I think that Ausiello left out an asterisk as it’s obvious to me that the last line of the series is “FUCK YO’ COUCH!”
“All in the game though, right?” As Jack brandishes his shotgun and blasts the terrorists in the face. Jack Don’t Scare.
Am I missing something?
You mean besides the fact that this is a comedy blog and 24 is lame and stupid?
Tom can’t count
24 is definitely lame and stupid, and I love pretty much every minute of it. This tells you all you need to know about me (hint: I am lame and stupid).
Jack is homo
Maybe it’s just OOOO-HH-OOOH from when I’m getting a hummer from Kim Bauer. Awwwwwyea
Bang my goat
Naggers?
“Let’s go home”
“When is Lost?”
@Jerk…this is a comedy blog? Silly me, I thought it was a TV blog. Thanks for putting me in my place. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to go check out FilmDrunk, I hear that’s a pretty cool drama blog!
I appreciate that even when Ufford is gone, Lobster Dog remains.
“Good. Be good.”
To Elliot, right before Jack Bauer gets in his spaceship and goes back to his home planet.
Actually, that’s why Ausiello did it that way. Another site already spoiled the last line, and “Jack is gone” isn’t it. In fact, this line might be more shocking, given its context. But rest assured, the movie’s still being written by Billy Ray, so killing off Bauer won’t happen.
Now, anyone else…
I was hoping it would be “I’m a pirate” But sadly that’s not the case.
Shut it down