This video is a series of commercials for Amour, a Canadian porn channel that offers pay-per-view titles like Dirty Big Butt Teachers 3, Hornie Groupie Nymphos, and Dude, She’s a Squirter (more here – NSFW). And the honesty in advertising here is an absolute delight. In the ads, porn actresses — at least, I assume they’re porn actresses; it’s possible they’re just Dutch — woodenly read lines of dialog, prompting words of encouragement from the director. They’re really owning the fact that you’re not watching for the acting. The only way this could be more truthful is if the posters read “Great for whacking off to!”


[via AdFreak]



Dude, She’s a Squirter–the last thing Lawrence Taylor said before the cops showed up
I would watch this, but that would require looking away from Alicia Keys at the bottom of the page, which, of course, is an absolutely preposterous notion.
This is an outrage! Women want to see shit-for-brains, cloyingly hot men, too.
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