This video first surfaced last week, but I didn’t get around to it because I’m not very good at my job. But I’m posting it now because it is by far and away the stupidest thing you’ll witness today, even if you work at retard camp or read “Lost” message boards.
To sum up this clip, Tyra Banks tells her audience that she was bitten by a dog. Then she drinks some water with her back to the camera. Then she foams at the mouth and pretends to be rabid. It’s the sort of overly long, poorly executed gag that I’d expect from a seven-year-old boy who eats paste.
It’s kind of a shame that the stunt wasn’t more believable. If one of the audience members had pulled out a pistol and gone “BLAM!” and scattered Tyra’s brain all over the rest of the audience, that would have been excellent television. I probably would have put the video up a lot sooner, too.
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The fact that this half-wit still has a television show is proof of the decline of western civilization.
Do we really need a rabies scare as an excuse to shoot this bimbo in the head?
Tyra has succeeded in so many mediums despite sucking at all of them. I’m sort of impressed.
I prefer this to her usual “You go gurrl!” cornball mentality.
Not exactly the doggy-style I fantasized about when she was on the cover of SI.
Actually, I’m comfortable interpreting the still shot in my own way. Big load there, huh bitch?
Hey, she’s still better than Wendy Williams.
The title of the YouTube video is “wtf 1.flv,” which might be the most articulate and insightful commentary ever found on YouTube.
MATT. I just spewed cherry limeaide all over my beautifully white, hipster macbook once i read “BLAM”. Bravo good sir. Now fix your broken tit and buy me a new computer.
YOUR MOVE LENO!
You know whose more retarded than this dumb bitch? The dumbasses who watch her show and clap like retards on field trip day.
I just got back from a job interview where they asked me, and I quote, “are you a go-getter?” (my answer: “um…yes?”), and I can still say with certainty that this video is the stupidest thing I’ve encountered all day.
I’m definitely agreeing with Cock Flashy about the still shot interpretation.
“Tyra’s brain”
Good one.
ain’t no dog alive dumb enough to bite that toxic cunt. with all the straightener in that hair? mutt wouldn’t last 12 hours.
Off stage Atticus Finch was seen reluctantly raising a rifle. Had to be done Atticus, had to be done.
When ever an interviewer asks if you are a “go getter”, the answer is “If I get this job I plan on replacing you within the month.”
yall some fckkin haters ! tyra is the best and she is one the realiest celebs. shes a good role model for alot of people, yall are just mad because you dont have shit and are broke and fckkin lonely so with that being said you can kiss her fat ass =]
I LOVE TYRA YOU GO GIRL ! FUCK THESE HATERS !
I like how no-one helped her. Identifies how much people really care for her existence.
i mean i love tyra, but come on now….
this is worst that a soulja boy song…
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