Tyra Tyra Tyra!

“The Tyra Banks Show” will end its five-year run this Friday, to which I raise my glass and say, “HUZZAH!” Granted, I don’t cover much daytime television (I prefer to kill my brain cells with alcohol), but I still get caught in her egomaniacal blast radius when she does things like address the issue of women with two vaginas or pretend to be rabid (yes… “pretend”). It will be good to see her go, and I hope her handlers have the good sense to put her down quickly, when she’s not expecting it.

To commemorate the event, “The Soup” honored Tyra’s unrivaled narcissism by creating this supercut of the former model talking about herself. It is, after all, what she does best.

It’s such a shame, too. I would have had such pleasant memories of Tyra if she had just gone away quietly after her modeling career. The lesson, as always: don’t let pretty girls talk. Besides, I think that ball gag is sexy.