What’s on Tonight: Adam Scott and Rob Lowe on ‘Parks and Rec’

Parks and Recreation (NBC) — Rob Lowe and Adam Scott join the show as government auditors who arrive to help out with Pawnee’s budget crisis. Conventional wisdom says that they’re going to be awesome, and the first reviews say the same thing.

The Legends of Robin Hood with Olly Steeds (Discovery) — Not to be confused with Bobbin’ Good with Oily Steeds, which was filmed on location in Tijuana.

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) — Demi Lovato guest stars, probably because too much of “Grey’s Anatomy” audience is aging, lonely, vapid women, and ABC is always looking to gain young vapid women viewers.

Vampire Diaries (CW) — Season finale. Ian Somerhalder is one of the vampires in this show. He also played Boone on “Lost,” which has been much in the news recently. AND he looks like a young Rob Lowe, who I just mentioned above. Oh my God! Don’t you see? Everything is connected! Lindelof and Cuse WANTED me to write this post all along!

30 Rock (NBC) — The guest star arcs continue, with Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm returning as Liz’s exes, while Elizabeth Banks and Julianne Moore are still two sides of the Jack Donaghy love triangle.

Bones (Fox) — This is only tangentially related, but David Boreanaz had an affair with Rachel Uchitel (the same woman who sparked the Tiger Woods cheating scandal) while his wife was pregnant. That’s not new information, but the texts that between them that Radar revealed are certainly eye-opening. Her: “You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving [your wife]. You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone… I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.” Uh, you ever consider that the right guy for you maybe isn’t already married?