Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Season finale. If it goes with actual votes cast, the winner will be Evan Lysacek. If ABC wants to maximize its investment — like Fox does when it makes the second best “Idol” contestant the winner — it will crown Disney property Erin Andrews champion. Frankly, this is one vote I’d like to see rigged.
Glee (Fox) — Oof, an episode with Lady Gaga’s music. Expect it to be as pandering as the Madonna episode, but gayer. Idina Menzel guest stars as Rachel’s biological mother.
Parenthood (NBC) — Season finale. This show exists. I hear it’s okay. That’s nice.
The Good Wife (CBS) — Season finale. In this episode, Julianna Margulies’s character makes dinner, gives her husband a blowjob, and assents to filming a lesbian three-way. Well, probably not. I’m just making assumptions based off the show’s title.
NCIS (CBS) — Season finale. In this episode, the team, uh… investigates a crime?
The Hills (MTV) — Hey, is anybody watching this show? Show yourselves, so that we may ridicule you.
The Biggest Loser (Fox) — Season finale. Man, I’m loving all these season finales. With the summer season coming on, I get to ignore the networks and scour for ridiculous cable shows. Much more fun that way.
Soccer (ESPN) — Czech Republic at USA in Hartford, Connecticut. This should get me excited about the World Cup, but I’m too bummed about the injuries the U.S. team has suffered to be hopeful about our chances in South Africa.
NBA Playoffs (TNT) — Lakers at Los Suns, Game 4. I gotta pull for Steve Nash, and I promise it’s because he’s tough, not just because he’s white.
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And yes, “Justified” is also on. I gave it the week off.
Holy shit, guess which one used to be a wrestler…
AND no Freddy Adu on the squad??!?!? He was so dominate when he was 20 playing against 14 year olds!
I watch Parenthood for two reasons:
1. Out of respect to Craig T. Nelson
2. To figure out if Erica Christensen is attractive. Still not sure about this one but leaning toward no.
“Oof, an episode with by Lady Gaga’s music.”
I think it’s bi, not by.
EP – They wardrobe dept sure had fun packageher boobs in the episode that I saw.
MAAAAKE OUUUUUT
I’d Tebow the hell out of both those girls.
Should I have added more typos while pointing out a typo?
Erika Christensen is absolutely still hot. They just wrap her up in Parenthood.
Proof:
[www.egotastic.com]
Actually, I guess the hotter bikini photos are a few years old. You win.
I’d still hit it.
Parenthood is a really good show. I like how it sort of touches in most of the issues from the movie, and keeps it going.
As for whether Erika Christenson is hot….mmmm….I don’t know. Her face is ok (she’s always looked like she has a touch of Downs), and her boobs are huge…..but when she was in her bathing suit earlier in the season, holy shit. She may have huge boobs, but she’s still really bottom heavy.
Whenever I’m having a bad hair day, I take a look at Steve Nash and suddenly I feel better.
ChinoMoreno, Speaking of Steve Nash…..has anyone else noticed that Heidi Fleiss looks EXACTLY like Steve Nash (if he had been dead for four days)?
Judging by her botched lip job, I’d be willing to bet that she does more dribbling than Steve does.
I wouldn’t touch Erika Christenson with a 50 foot long pole. She has a weird face, and is apparently a really devout and nutty Scientologist.
Now Lauren Graham…I like her.
Parenthood is terrible. Shame on you all.
Kudos for the Stacy Kiebler picture.
Awesome…You’re a soccer fan! Thanks for giving props to Soccer. The best sport in the World. Just ask the World…it’s a no brainer. 90 minutes of action. Soccer says “SUCK IT TO Commercials! How can you not love a sport that – as all sports should – has continuous action. You can’t be passive during a soccer game as a fan, which is why as a nation raised on the boredom of Football and Baseball, most americans find it hard to watch soccer. “You mean there’s no commercials? Screw that!’ SOCCER RULES!!!!