This here is as good as it gets, folks. Four and a half minutes of “COPS” at its very best. Which is to say, four and a half minutes of America’s worst at their worst. Four and a half minutes of drunkenness, toothlessness, and pantslessness, with a side of tazer-y goodness. Or as I call it, Tuesday.
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I’m proud to say that my father has watched every episode of Cops ever aired*.
*not proud…very, very not proud
I needed that laugh. Thanks.
hahahahaah
I’m proud to see my old hometown of Albuquerque is so well represented.
Nice Neil deGrasse Tyson cameo at the end, there.
Four and a half minutes of drunkenness, toothlessness, and pantslessness
This is also how most of the criminals depicted in the video were conceived.
I love this show.
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies….
*wipes away tear
Needs more tazers.
I am proud to say that I remember a good 75% of these very well.
I’m famous now! I’m proud to be in the annals of WG history with this video!
Where’s my transvestite revelation face?
Y’all are brutalizing me
got a tazer…
Holy Shit! and you yanks have the cheek to give the british crap about their teeth!!
Did that guy at 1:07 actually say he wanted a Ladmo bag?