Dale Peterson stormed the Internet last month when his ass-kicking, gun-toting campaign ad for Alabama’s Agriculture Commissioner went viral, scaring us all so thoroughly that we collectively decided not to steal yard signs or be illegal immigrants.
Despite a massive popularity swing in his favor, Peterson lost in the Republican primaries, but he’s back in a new ad (video below) endorsing John McMillian for the position. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Does he finally fire the rifle at someone in this ad, or what?” I think you’ll be pleased with the answer.
Thanks to Upstate Underdog for the tip. FUN FACT: The USS Dale Peterson was a WWII destroyer escort.
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He looks like the bad guy from Twins, aka the guy who housed Kuato inside his gut.
I want this man as my father. I don’t care if he tries to get me deported.
Send this guy to meet with the BP execs and watch that oil spill get cleaned up in a hurry.
I want this guy to be the mayor of Brooklyn. I also want to bring back the office of mayor of Brooklyn.
*Snickers at America. Again.*
@Mfillmore, why settle for Mayor when you can be President of Brooklyn?
Walkin’ talkin’ stair-e-o-types, yeeeeee-haaaaaaaaw.
I’m guessing the guy trying to steal the sign was a gay commie illegal immigrant abortion doctor.
Not one god damn animal photoshop on the the entire front page. This is an outrage.
That ad made my chest hair grow an inch.
I’m looking forward to Joe Don Baker playing him in the movie.
I must’ve missed the “a” in “Mc” part of McMillan
Wow, it’s cool the way he says exactly what voters want to hear unlike the other politicians!
/Starts packing up for move to Alabama
As Chekhov told us;
If you introduce a gun in the first ad, you must fire it in the third.
Probably at the President. Or ATF agents.
I think it would be only fitting if after he cocked his rifle he spits out a huge stream of juice from his plug of redman. With the obligatory *p-tink* sound of course.