Man, I love that headline. Former pop queens (and Playboy models) Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will square off in an upcoming Syfy original movie, “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.” As of yet, it’s unclear who will play Mega Python and who will play Gatoroid.
Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.
In the script, the pair brawl at a party, then take matters outside into the swamp. [The Live Feed]
Ooh, I think I can write this scene!
TIFFANY: “I think we’re alone now.”
DEBBIE: “Only in my dreams.”
[They make out.]
TA-DA! Of course, for that scene to work, it needs to be 1990-ish. Where’s Belinda Carlisle? If I’m gonna be making up lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction, I wanna go all the way.
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They still look good to me. But what do I know, I’m just a GloMo. I would love to destroy Tiffany in the middle of a Jersey mall.
My lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction would include a kick ass orgy with The Go-Go’s and The Bangles. Talk about “heaven is a place on Earth.”
/Susanna Hoffs FTMFW
No lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction would be complete without TLC. We’re going to find out if you really are too proud to beg, T-Boz.
If I get too lost in thinking about lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction, this picture of Joan Jett brings me back into reality. With a shocking crash of flaccidness.
I think I’d rather see Mega Python Vs. Broncogator. A giant snake up against a mutated Tim Tebow.
Mamma says Gatoroids are angry because their little arms can’t reach with the Preparation-H.
so… where are the llinks to their playboy pics? I want to further research this story
Where’s Belinda Carlisle? If I’m gonna be making up lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction, I wanna go all the way.
Then why did you leave out Susanna Hoffs?
Dammit, I need to read before posting… Nice catch UU
@ Tracer B
If I jerk off to your lesbian pop star time-travel fan fiction with TLC and cum when Left Eye does her solo…does that make me a necro?
Spoiler Alert: Mega Python and Gatoroid each get in one hit, disappear and then reappear in Playboy.
I’d hit it.
Watanabex says:
so… where are the llinks to their playboy pics? I want to further research this story.
Let me take care of that for you:
[wrestlewithjimmy.net]
@ H.I. McDunnough: She’s alive in my version of the story, but feel free to do as you like.
@ UU and Fat P: The Bangles played a charity event I was involved with last year, and Susanna Hoffs looks just as good now as she did 25 years ago. Converted me from my Belinda Carlisle obsession on the spot.
god bless the internet
Oh, if only Bill Hicks was alive to see this day…
DEBBIE GIBSON
[userdisk.webry.biglobe.ne.jp]
TIFFANY
[www.shesocrazy.com]
Your votes please….
Damn that’s HOT–they’ve become spectacular MILFs!
Mine includes Debbie Harry, appropiately named because female body razors were not invented/marketed yet.