Here’s Bristol Palin’s acting debut on “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” My one-word review: WOOF. Usually, the only places you can see a hot teenage girl with such a lifeless expression are really good strip clubs.
Hey Bristol, don’t pursue acting, honey. Stick to what you do best. Whatever that is. Unprotected premarital sex, I suppose.
[via THR]
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I JUST DIED A LITTLE ON THE INSIDE. THANKS UFF.
More like Ho-Ho Mom.
/amirite?
At least you’ll know when she’s faking it.
Anal is the one true birth control.
Ouch… I’ve seen Al Qaeda hostage videos that were more convincing than that.
Is there a cool term for when a mom is hotter than her daughter? Or are we just going with “Palin?”
“That girl is a Palin – she’s got a big ass, but her mom is hot.”
I’ve heard Stephen Hawking narrate audiobooks with more emotion.
@Lenny: a Palin comparison?
“Usually, the only places you can see a hot teenage girl with such a lifeless expression are really good strip clubs.”
Or my trunk.
She might also be good at shooting bears from a chopper???
Holy shit that was skinemax-level bad.
@Stinky Pete
Obvious, yet brilliant.
Normally, acting that horrible is followed by a threeway.
Maybe she can star in a Star Wars prequel? She’s got the chops for that!