If you’re literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha’s atrocious “Tik Tok,” in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her. It is an abomination to humankind and an insult to professional musicians.
That said, there’s actually some ironic charm to it when the lyrics are applied to old-school “Star Trek.” I can’t really justify hating this song but liking the video mash-up, but somehow it works for me. I guess I can just picture Captain Kirk brushing his teeth with Jack.
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I may speak like a duct taped kidnapped hobo but I love Tik Tok! That song is the shizzles for shizbizzles
She brushes her teeth with Jack (in the Box).
I might that song, if she was singing about oral sex and it was called “Lik Cok”
You should check this Air Force clip out. Dude goes Carl Edwards off a fighter jet.
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where, praytell is her rapping white duo? It’s not 100% hatable if they’re not featured.
She brushes her teeth with Jack (Nicholson’s penis).
Great mashup. Though I wish $he’d brush her teeth with a little Jack Kevorkian.