This is a clip from “Extra” where Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Maya Rudolph are all supposed to act enthused about their supporting roles in the coming retard brain fodder Grown-Ups. Instead, a snake slithers underfoot, and Hayek 
and Bello — especially Hayek — completely lose their minds. “NOOOOO!” Hayek screams in a blood-curdling register. “Somebody do something! NOOOOOOO!!!!” (Ironically, that was the same reaction from members of Grown-Ups test audiences who had an I.Q. higher than 75.)
I love me some Salma Hayek, but if I had been there in person with a club in my hand, I probably would have hit her in the head before going after the snake. Also, on the off chance that someone is sending poisonous snakes after the entire cast and crew of Grown-Ups: bravo, sir. Allow me to buy you a drink.
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I got a snake for them right he-yah.
/points to crotch
Viral video.
Of the stage variety.
Goddammit. If only Salma had been wearing a skirt.
Let me get this straight: someone wants to kill the cast of Grown Ups with snake venom yet goes after the chicks when there’s a perfectly good David Spade just waiting to die?
Carolina, did I thank you?
‘No.’
I will.
Maya is far more afraid of having her eyes gouged by Stilleto’s than she ever would be of a snake. She just went up a couple notches for me for not acting like a fairytale princess.
This proves my theory that Edward Norton has a tuna can.
That’s the exact same reaction I get whenever I show women my own snake.
Wait till they see my…
aw goddammit.
What is Salma Hayek freaking out about? Wasn’t she in Anaconda? Oh, wait…that’s the other one.
How exactly did she do that scene with that big snake in that vampire movie???
I concur with ThisCrapSucks… The snake in Dusk til Dawn was pretty freakin’ huge, and all that did was make her gyrate exotically until I blacked out. I think my blood sugar was low. So i got a pocket of pop-rocks and snorted it, thinking this was the obvious thing to do so get sugar into my blood stream faster. Turns out it will slowly kill me. But yeah, that scene in Dusk til Dawn was f’kin’ HOT, AMIRIGHT?????