
A couple months ago, Comcast agreed to purchase NBC Universal in a “megashark eats giant octopus” deal. Of course, flagship network NBC is in the toilet, and the first step to salvaging the sinking ship is getting rid of the ship’s retarded captain, Jeff Zucker. Since Zucker was named President of the NBC Television Group in 2004, NBC has gone from the top-rated network to a last-place joke, a time period during which he was twice promoted.
For all that stellar work PLUS the historic failure of “The Jay Leno Show” and the ensuing late-night debacle, Zucker will get a severance package of at least $30 million, according to the New York Post.
Zucker will leave “a couple of months” after Comcast Corp. closes its agreement to acquire a 51 percent stake in the media giant from its current owners General Electric and Vivendi — with an exit package of roughly $30 million to $40 million, under the proposed exit deal, those sources said…
Zucker has already been floating some trial balloons about his next move, telling MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and the Washington Post’s Howard Kurtz that he’s interested in politics… According to a GE’s latest proxy statement, NBC Universal profit fell 28 percent between 2009 and 2008.
This oily penis-headed retard ran a billion-dollar company into the ground, so it makes sense that he’d go into politics. It’s the only profession more forgiving of idiocy, ineptitude, and incompetence than entertainment.
I’m just speaking in general terms here, but the world would be a better place if more rich white people got murdered. When I think about it, the Joker killing Bruce Wayne’s parents doesn’t seem so bad.



is this bizarro world? people fail UPWARDS, like in the film industry. I guess they promote based on the contents of their rolodexes, not their judgement.
oh, and you’re racist.
The Joker went the opposite route with the Drummond’s. He’s getting all the orphans first and then on to Conrad Bain.
This oily penis-headed retard ran a billion-dollar company into the ground, so it makes sense that he’d go into politics. It’s the only profession more forgiving of idiocy, ineptitude, and incompetence than entertainment.
Hey, if Carly Fiorina can pivot from destroying Hewlett Packard to getting the GOP’s gubernatorial nomination in California, anything is possible.
If the head of BP weren’t a Brit, he’d be running for president in 2012.
A Jew with Hollywood background getting into politics? Now I’ve seen everything.
dont get me started on the 30 mil severence package.
This is what I predicted with the Comcast buyout.
The question is will and how will long will it take until Comcast brings back Conan O Brien as host of The Tonight Show? And will Conan end up with the last laugh after all?
I’m figuring when Letterman retires in a couple years, is when the move will happen. There will be a huge vacuum in the late night wars and it will be the perfect time to oust Leno and get rid of the old. Both CBS and NBC will be looking to get an edge on eachother and the most recognizable name and best person is Conan. Even more ironic, there will probably be a giant bidding war to get him, so he’ll end up with the money he got for being kicked off NBC and the money for coming back (because let’s face it, as long as he doesnt perceive himself as crawling back to the same people that fired him, he will choose The Tonight Show, no doubt).
Conan will have one or two seasons on TBS. Once Comcast finishes clearing house putting new people in place (people that had nothing to do with Conan being pushed out the door) and after people continue to become less and less enthused with tired old Jay Leno, they will make the move to bring Conan back.
I mean who else is better for it right now? No one. Who could they bring in? Jimmy Fallon? No way. Anyone new upcomer that breaks onto the scene isnt going to be seasoned or be ready for another 5-7 years.
The only other wildcard is Jimmy Kimmel, but I think he likes where he’s at, he doesnt have a lot of pressure on him, nowhere near what the Tonight Show would bring, and I’m betting ABC will do what it takes to keep him.
TEAM COCO SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice fleece, cocknozzle.
No, not the one in the banner pic. The one you perpetrated on Comcast’s shareholders.
Well I guess the boycott is over for me. I can watch NBC again.
Too bad there’s nothing watchable on there now besides Community.
NBC is still on that air?
Oh my God, why is HE at something called the WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM!???!?!
NBC is still on that air?
Damn! That’s what I get for cracking a joke on Matt.
/Starts to read “The Elements of Style” for the 52nd time
It would be fitting if Zucker was cruising to an uncontested nomination for a Congressional seat, only for Conan O’Brien at the last moment to announce he’d like the seat as well.
I wouldnt hire this guy as the head of my NAMBLA chapter.
Well I guess the boycott is over for me. I can watch NBC again.
Too bad there’s nothing watchable on there now besides Community.
Parks and Rec >> Community.
Also, Friday Night Lights if you don’t have DirecTV.
Bring back Knight Rider god damnit!!
Rondogg: They did.
I’m hoping the next big ‘fire a big ego-ed white guy at NBC’ will be Seth Meyers.
WARNING TO ALL ARTISTS ABOUT NBC AND JEFF ZUCKER:
This email is about two artists that were put on trial in a NYC court without their knowledge by the tv network NBC and a NYC judge because NBC’s CEO Jeff Zucker and Tim Kring of the American tv show
” Heroes” are so desperate for ratings and hit tv shows, that NBC representatives are now attending artists film screenings, art exhibits etc… to steal the artist copyrighted intellectual property to create content for NBC like the failure called” Heroes.”
( Google ENJAI EELE to read more).
The lawsuit ” Mallery vs NBC Universal” which recently went before The Supreme Court is a great example of this fact.
Tim Kring did an admission of guilt in the media at:
[blog.the-eg.com]
Where Tim Kring states: “In Hollywood they say if Hitler wrote a great screenplay they’d send a limo to the airport to pick him up… Great creativity comes from everywhere, I was flubbed(before) and I didn’t just want a show on the air, I wanted something big, bold and wanted to prove them wrong. Only problem was I didn’t have an idea, so I was just left angry and worried about it… I lied and cheated and schemed and manipulated all the way through the idiocy that is the notes process when you do this, was able to push the production through relatively unscathed and in the form that it would work in.
That’s how Heroes got on the air. It’s not the most original idea in the world, you build and borrow. Just put these pieces together in the right way, at the right time, and on the right network”.
Tim Kring didn’t stop there…..
at [www.fastcompany.com] written by David Kushner April 11, 2008 Tim Kring also stated to the media:” We are literally making up the parameters of the intellectual property that will take the networks into the next generation. We’re the beta-testing ground. It’s a wild west: There are no rules. Just take something and go try it”.
Question: Why is Tim Kring ” making up the parameter” of something that’s already set?
The NYC artist that can paint the future on large canvas which was featured on “Heroes” is a original copyrighted character named “Idai Markus” based on a real life Luba divination artist named Enjai Eele.
Eele and his Twin Amnau Eele were first written about by arts editor Danny Simmons and writer Quashell Curtis in Russell Simmons “One World Magazine” July 2001 and The NY Daily News by Daily Beast and NY Magazine editor Lloyd Grove on August 5, 2004 article titled: “Future Tribeca Stars”?
The “One World” magazine and NY Daily News articles led to “The Twins” as we are known in the NYC art world to being invited to screen our 15 minute short film “The Letter” starring Robert Deniro , our Luba divination art on September 11,2001, the storms Katrina and Rita and our script/novel titled “The Twins: Journey Of The Soul ” on the fictional character “Idai Markus the artist that can paint the future on large canvas before it happens” to the students in the art dept at Hunter College NYC April 2005 which was attended by NBC representatives like Bryan Fuller that claim they heard about our Hunter College show on the Associated Press and by September 2006 our Luba divination art, characters, concepts etc… were on the tv show
” Heroes” as the number one show in America with a growing worldwide audience of over 45 million viewers.
Idai Markus the drug free NYC African-American artist that could paint the future on large canvas became Isaac Mendez the NYC Latino artist that could paint the future on large canvas , but only after he shot up drugs.
We filed a copyright infringement and defamation lawsuit against NBC in March 2007.
NBC then killed off the” artist that could paint the future with a dope problem” sending the fans into a rage,
Tim Kring became angry and called the show’s few fans that were left “saps and Dip-shits for not watching and the rest of this tragic copyright fable is in the plaintiffs Supreme Court Cert in Washington, D.C.
NOTE: Why was the plaintiffs work so valuable to NBC?
Because the plaintiff, Luba Divination Artist Enjai Eele divined, painted and copyrighted before September 11, 2001 a “Luba Memory Board”(36x 48 inches, oil on canvas) titled: “The Atta Page” which depicted two planes crashing into the twin towers in NYC on 9-11 and the message that” A man named Atta will attack the twin towers on September 11 because there are 9 letters in the word Manhattan and 11 letters in the name Mohamed Atta and the name ATTA is in the word manhATTAn and whenever the world look at the word manhATTAn, the world will always remember the name ATTA and what ATTA did to the twin towers and manhATTAn on 9-11-01.
The Atta Page is the only painting of it’s type worldwide.
The plaintiffs last art exhibition before the NBC lawsuit was at Danny Simmons “Rush Art Gallery” in NYC curated by Danny Simmons and hosted by Derek Adams.
Jeff Zucker and Tim Kring took Eele’s original copyrighted IP and made billions of dollars with it without Eele’s permission.
NBC even used our great-great grandfather’s symbol that was used by him to survive the trans-atlantic slave trade that landed him on a plantation in the deep south .
His symbol was used on the tv show “Heroes” and to show NBC executives where to park their cars in the L.A. California NBC parking lot.
Tim Kring had no problem accepting a Golden globe nomination and a NAACP image award for someone else’s IP
Extortion, perjury, wire fraud,and many other crimes have been comitted in this lawsuit by NBC and Tim Kring.
We’re not afraid of NBC and we are not going to stop until they pay for what they did un-lawfully with our copyrighted IP.
Our civil rights have been totally violated in this lawsuit and this lawsuit will prove that NBCU is nothing more than a greedy racist organized crime hate group that traffics in stolen copyrighted IP.
Thank You,
MALLERY VS NBCU