And if you’re anything like me, thinking about old women dying gives you a raging hard-on, in which case this “Golden Girls” porn parody is just what the doctor ordered. Dr. Cocktopus, that is.
On a more serious note: Ew. I’m more likely to get an erection watching Oprah than I am from old people having sex, even if it’s young people pretending to be old people. However, if there’s a silver-haired lining to this cloud of pubic hair, it seems that the sex scenes in this all take place via flashback. And thank God for that. I very nearly had to turn on Oprah.
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I’ll watch anything with Julia Ann.
Somebody better get pissed on in this flick or else the title is totally misleading.
/will also watch anything with Julia Ann
This is why God gave me two hands, so I can ‘bate with one and eat tapioca pudding with the other.
Don’t get those two hands mixed up Burnsy, or else that pudding will taste mighty strange.
I’d still drill Nina Hartley…now tell me more about this pudding cup.
If God took a black woman, combined her with a Brazilian woman, then took that hybrid woman’s ass and slapped it on a white jewish chick with a speech impediment…you get Nina Hartley.
I can’t be the only one saving my load for the porn remake of Mama’s Family.
Wait, wait.
The original Mama’s Family wasn’t a porno?
This the sequal to Golden-Shower Girls?