Every time I see Hulk Hogan in the news — like, say, when he’s suing Cocoa Pebbles — I can’t help but think of the infamous Rolling Stone article in which he detailed the toll steroids took on his body and the crippling alimony payments he owes his ex-wife after their acrimonious divorce. So when I see the Hulkster in a commercial for Debt Help Center USA, it just makes me sad. I always picture him crying alone in his car before going into a studio to shoot this.
And yes, the commercial ends with him tearing off his shirt to reveal another shirt, not unlike the Internet’s beloved David Caruso “CSI: Miami” cartoon. Poor Hulk. I wish the WWE had a better retirement plan. They should really unionize — something like “Heels and Faces Local 243.”
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I have no witty response, I actually feel bad for him
OOOHHHHHHH YEA BROTHA THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE LOVELY MISS ELIZABETH
I think they recently made a movie about a broken down piece of meat wrestler whose best years are behind him. I think it was called…..ah shit, I’m blanking.
Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and always make more than the minimum payment!
The guy fake fought for 40 years, why can’t he fake death?
WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN CRIPPLING DEBT, A MESSY DIVORCE, SHRUNKEN TESTICLES, AND THE URGE TO KILL YOURSELF EVERY DAY RUNS WILD ON YOU, AMERICA?
The only reason I feel bad for him is because of his daughter.
The only reason I feel bad for him is because one day he’s going to need Nick Hogan to take care of him and that always ends in death.
How old is Hulk? He has looked 60 years old for the past 20 years.
It’s not half as sad at Ric Flair’s lottery ad.
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I dont feel bad for him at all. He’s always come across as a grade A tosspiece.
The man who gave us one of the best heel turns in the history of wrestling with the nWo now does debt commercials. As Sheriff Buford T. Justice would say, “What in the hell is the world comin to?” Scott Hall doing ads for substance rehab?
I have not seen Hogan’s ad……..just ION TELEVISION CHANNEL WHERE oBAMA does a spot for it. The sound goes up so damn loud!!!!!!!! It is embarrassing that he HAS to do TV spots, too! Someone show him where the White House is and his office at the Capital and leave the TV spots to others!