Today in foreign awesomeness, Taiwanese news service NMA has recreated the Al Gore sex allegations using the power of computer animation (much as it did with the Tiger Woods accident).
Now, if you’re anything like me, you have ripped abs and never bothered reading any of the news stories about Gore’s sex allegations. From the snippets I caught on Twitter, I gathered that it happened in Oregon and had something to do with a poodle. So given my near-total ignorance on the subject, this video in a language I don’t understand is actually quite enlightening. Gore got a massage, wanted a happy ending, tried a little daggering, and then, uh… talked about George Bush and Pink? I dunno, the bottom line is that it ended just the way sex usually does: with lots of tears and hurt feelings.
[BuzzFeed]
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Of course… It all makes perfect sense now!
I for one believe everything I see in Taiwanese animated recreation of American sex scandals so I don’t doubt it happened exactly as shown. Although I’m not sure what Gore hoped to accomplish by pouring her a glass of ketchup.
The very well known rumor in Washington is that Al Gore possesses a dick so large he should legally be able to vote twice. If Al Gore, James Woods, and Ed Begley Jr. were all in the same locked room, Sharon Stone would be rubbing her lips with they key. Other lips.
Al Gore only fucks himself and ManBearPig.
Walken did it better:
[www.hulu.com]
This looks like adult swim news not a news source from Taiwan. In fact this is from adult swim.