Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great

That headline is a bit inaccurate, as the below clip of Dutch news reader Eva Jinek is actually from March. In fact, it has over half a million views on YouTube, which means I’m getting to this fantastically late. Still, I couldn’t help but appreciate the time and effort that go into deciding exactly how much cleavage gets paired with your news. And I especially appreciate that she ultimately decides to leave the blouse unbuttoned. So much of the news these days is depressing. If I can’t get bad news from baby animals, then I at least want it sexed up a little. “Say, Matt, what do you think about the BP oil spill?” “Nice tits!”