This is the trailer for VH1′s “You’re Cut Off” (premiering tomorrow), and without slipping into hyperbole too much, this is pretty much the worst thing since the Holocaust [UPDATE: video after the cut because it has a tendency to auto-play]. Yes, it’s worse than Pol Pot and the killing fields. I’d rather be a Louisiana pelican than watch a full episode of this.
To give you some detail, it’s a reality show about a group of spoiled young women who get cut off from their parents and are forced to live in a house where they learn about the cruel realities of the world, like household chores, grocery shopping, and life without a Ferrari. Sample dialog:
Fruity guy: Today, you’ll be shopping at two thrift stores.
Girl: Ewww!
Yep. And it features people like Omarosa and Perez Hilton, despicable characters from the sewer run-off of the 21st century’s pop culture diarrhea. Ugh, I think I liked it better when VH1′s reality shows were about whores finding love with murderers.
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Why so tact with the title, VH1? Just call it what you originally wanted to call it in your heyday of Drew Pinsky hypocritical life affirmations and Brett Michaels slutting his way through garage venues across the country — Rich Bitch Rehab.
It’s only Tuesday at noon, but I’m going to nominate “I’d rather be a Louisiana Pelican than…” as the phrase of the week.
There goes John Wayne Bobbitt’s title for his reality show, down the drain.
/who is the blondie up there?
Complain all you want now, Matt, but you know you’ll be the first to cheer when one of these girls is discovered mangled in a foot locker.
Maybe next time I’ll get to the last sentence.
I saw the show’s title, saw VH1′s involvement, and figured it was a Terry Schiavo biopic.
When I saw “You’re Cut Off” with Omarosa and Perez Hilton, I was hoping that it was a show featuring beheadings.
I’m with Enrico. There’s still a slim chance they’ll be cutting up these spoiled twats with machetes, right? Right?
An Adrian Grenier AND a spoiled, rich, VH1 bitches post? All we need now is a Kate Gosselin post and I will headbutt my computer with rage.
I hope that by concentrating these people together, they become an easier target for God to fix his mistakes.
Cheer up, I’m sure these whores will find love with a nice murderer before season’s end too.
C’mon drunken lesbo act-for-coke deleted scenes!
They should just call this show what it really is The Real Housewives of Orange County: Basic Training.
I saw a preview of this over the weekend. It is even MORE cringe worthy than the description. These are seriously horrible people. I want to break my television. No matter how bad you think Paris or Omarossa is, I gaurentee you would be running to the alter to make a lifetime commitment to one of them if you saw this show. Yes, the girls are so bad that they make Paris FUCKING Hilton look like she is a decent person.
It reminds me of my exgf in ways that I do not want to remember or discuss. But I will discuss how she let me stick it in her ass on our first date. Thats the start of something good right there!
Yeah. Be sure to put the video AFTER the jump. Hate for it to fuck the shit up out of Internet Explorer like every other fucking thing on Uproxx does.
ARG. ANGSTY POST ABOUT KATRINA AND OIL SPILLED BIRDS. RIGHTEOUS ANGER FOR NO REASON BECAUSE PELICANS ARE A BUZZWORD. ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS. HOW DARE YOU BE FUNNY.
No, seriously, fuck this show. Anyone who puts Mario Lavandeira on television should die in a fire. Can we stop calling him that stupid nickname now? Obvious bite of a b-level celebrity and all. God, I hope he never makes a sex tape like his namesake. It’d probably involve milk shakes and deep-fried bacon.