There’s dick-all on tonight, so instead of Kathy Griffin’s stupid plastic face I’m putting up one of my favorite clips from UHF, which I just re-watched this past weekend. Man, I would watch any of the fictional shows from UHF before anything that’s on tonight.
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo) — Season premiere. Real description from Yahoo TV: “The highly anticipated [sic] sixth season of rowdy redhead Kathy Griffin’s celeb-centered reality series opens with the caustic comedian [sic] being cast as a guest star on NBC’s ‘Law & Order: SVU.’ But when Kathy begins to worry about filming alongside the gorgeous Mariska Hargitay and the hunky Chris Meloni, she turns to dear friend and fellow diva Liza Minnelli for advice.” Yeah, that just happened. Honest to God: I would rather watch Carrot Top than Kathy Griffin.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA) — The owner of a food truck is murdered. But I thought those guys were immigrants. Police don’t investigate immigrant murders, do they? They DO? Uh oh.
The Hills (MTV) — Still exists.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) — ABC Family has a show about young women being deceitful and having sex. That’s some good wholesome family programming right there.
Double Exposure (Bravo) — Series premiere. Some dickwad European photographer with bleached hair and his ex-lover/photography partner take pictures of famous people. Enjoy this look at the pressure-packed world of fashion and celebrity photography. “We’re running out of light, people! Let’s go! In Style‘s life is at stake here!”
Justified (FX) — Nope, “Justified” isn’t on, and won’t be for several more months
I want more like this!
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