Last Comic Standing (NBC) — Season 7 premiere. Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, “The Office”) is the new host. I have no idea who the old host was. *looks up Wikipedia page* Oof, Jay Mohr and Bill Bellamy have hosted this before? No wonder I’ve never watched it.
Nurse Jackie/United States of Tara (Showtime) — Season finale for both. I think my entertainment tastes are inherently sexist; I’ve never given either of these shows more than a cursory look. Up next: more news about “The Pacific” and “Sons of Anarchy”!
Pawn Star$ (History) — Season 3 premiere. Dudes, drop the dollar sign in the name. Ke$ha totally ruined it for everyone else. Even Ma$e.
Neighbors from Hell (TBS) — Series premiere. Get it? They’re neighbors LITERALLY from hell! Wokka wokka wokka.
Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — Season premiere. Also known as “Dancing with the Biggest Losers.” It’s a strikingly original concept.
Mega Bites (TLC) — TV Guide: “A chef teams up with an engineer and a food scientist to build the world’s largest Rice Krispies Treat.” Really? You need three professionals to do that? Because I made Rice Krispie treats when I was seven, and all you need are Rice Krispies and marshmallows. What are the engineer and food scientist gonna add? “Uh, we should get a bigger pan.”
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I’m tired of people telling me that Edie Falco is this great actress. She is horseshit.
I believe we were promised some news about Sons of Anarchy?
/ sees “Holy crap that chick is hot” tag
// does best Ted Knight impersonation
Weeelllllll… we’re WAITING.
“Lie to Me” is on FOX tonight. Cool show.
What? No mention of the epic juggernaut that will be “Kate Plus Eight”?
Seriously, thank you for that.
You also need melted butter for Rice Krispy treats.
/I’m fat
…and chocolate-covered bacon
/I’m fatter
Seriously, who’s the chick in the pic w/ C. Robinson?
Last Comic Standing was actually pretty good initially, but they have always fucked with it to screw over good comedians.
The first three or four seasons had some legitimately good comedians (and some god fucking awful ones, who usually progressed further than they should have).
I have or would pay to see a couple of them. And there have been a couple chicks I’d pay to see….naked.
Anyone else remember when the History channel used to have cool shows like Way of Gun & The Wings of World War 2?
Now we get pawn stars and an ice road truckers marathon on D-Day! I hope the head of programming shits his pants in a socially devestating situation
holy crap that chick is hot
Pretty sure thats 2007 PMOTY Sara Jean Underwood – yes you can see her boobs with just a quick google search.
GOD I love the interwebs.
I would like to attempt terrible things with Natasha Leggero from “Last Comic Standing,” but I’m sure I’d fail and she would craft 10 minutes of stand-up around my inadequacy.