‘Parachuting Donkey Terrifies Children’ – It’s kind of a sad story, but I love that headline too much to get upset about it. [AFP]
Maybe $10 a month is worth it. Danger Guerrero outlines how Hulu Plus is actually worth your money. If you’re a TV-addicted shut-in, that is. [Uproxx]
Everyone hates M. Night Shyamalan. Watch a movie audience react with disgust at the mere appearance of his name on the screen. At least some of those people saw The Happening. [FilmDrunk]

In his defense, that is a HOT teenage prostitute. France’s Franck Ribery, the second-ugliest man at the World Cup (first place: Carlos Tevez), got arrested for having sex with an underage hooker. [With Leather]
Hang in there, it’s Hump Day! Let this cat be a lesson to us all. →
Human Tetris returns! The popular Japanese game show that failed on Fox as “Hole in the Wall” is being revived by Cartoon Network. [The Live Feed]
The ‘Seinfeld’-as-a-thriller mash-up. I’m linking to it here in the hopes that I don’t get 30 emails about it. It’s well-done; I just don’t want to post every mash-up that comes along. [BuzzFeed]
Her boyfriend is a lucky man. Meet the biggest “True Blood” fan on the planet. Hey, at least she has a boyfriend. The biggest Twilight fan just has a favorite cat. [NY Mag's Vulture]



Only Jackasses parasail.
the second-ugliest man at the World Cup (first place: Carlos Tevez)
Peter King was robbed.
What do I need to do, as a GloMo, to keep the MLP picture at the top of your page with the two other links?
@Tim – I should really work that into the banner, shouldn’t I?
Matt – you could put it in the TV screen. When you’re cropping the photo I suggest focusing on her boy shorts. (Good, God, it’s already off the top of the page.)
“As God as my witness, I thought donkeys could fly.” /WKRP’ed
the second-ugliest man at the World Cup (first place: Carlos Tevez)
As an Argentinian I might be offended because he really improved on his looks, his not totally ugly, he´s just really really ugly now.
besides Angel Dimaria is franz kafka´s clone, so he´s an ugly motherfucker.