Good news, ladies. Isaiah Mustafa — the man your man could smell like, if you had a man instead of three cats — is back with another Old Spice commercial, his first since “I’m on a horse” rocked our worlds. This one has the same conceit — a fast-paced monologue through different scenes without a cut — but it’s just not as good. The transitions between scenes aren’t as smooth, the writing isn’t as sharp, blah blah blah. Look at me, I’m 31 years old and critiquing sequels to commercials. My life is fantastic.




Not only are you critiquing commercial sequels, you are critiquing commercial sequels featuring a shirtless dude.
/early morning scotch in 3…2…1…
Needs more horse.
If he ends that with, “I’m on a motorcycle,” it’s gold.
*SWAN DIVE*
Matthew.Broderick doesn’t get thiS guy’s appeal. He’s been on a horse for years.
Sorry, I’m being facetious. Matthew Broderick TOTALLY gets his appeal
Speaking of Matthew Broderick, it’s nice to see Principal Rooney being a solid member of society again.
With this and the Terrell Owens ads, Old Spice’s marketing department must be crazy cool.
It’s the ill-fitting khaki shorts. Awful.
Oh hell, look at me critiquing dudes shorts!
How DARE you! I only have two cats.
In this humble, homely commenter’s opinion, it was falling just a bit shy of “I’m on a Horse”…UNTIL the “Swan Dive” into the hot tub. Then it became a contender.
And Nick, I believe you’re referring to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (aka Terry Crews) from the other Old Spice ads.
/EXPLOSIOOOOOOON!!!!
BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK! ODOR BLOCKING POWER!