Here’s a picture of the “Jersey Shore” cast at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday, which helps explain the bull market for hair gel and Valtrex. Season 2, of course, debuts tomorrow night on MTV, and Rich at fourfour has helped me get excited for the new season by reviewing the Season 1 DVD, which has commentary from Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D. Here are some highlights:
On Snooki’s observation that lobster is alive before you kill it:
Pauly: “Everything’s alive when you kill it.”
Snooki: “You know what I meant.”
Pauly: “I know.”
The Situation on reality: “This is just so real. Sometimes you come across jerk-offs, you know?”
The Situation on reality, Take 2: “This is for real, man. That’s reality right there.”
The Situation on reality, Take 3: “It’s life, man. Good times, bad times. It’s reality. Stuff like this happens, you know? Fights, make-ups, break-ups, you know? Stuff like that.”
Pauly on GTL: “Yo, we created that and changed the world with it.”
Oh, you delightful Guidos. I can’t wait for you to come back into my life and help make me dumber.
I want more like this!
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