The Meth Head Next Door

After releasing a sex-tape with Sloth from The Goonies, the next logical step in the fame-whore bible for Kendra Wilkinson, star of E!’s uh, “Kendra,” was to put out a memoir.  Titled “Sliding Into Home,” the just released book chronicles her teenage battles with meth-addiction and trying to get Hugh Hefner’s penis erect.  Or in Kendra’s ghost-writer’s words:

Staring into his eyes, I didn’t see a man four times my age with ten times more girlfriends than most. Even though I hardly knew him yet, I saw a sweet man who made me feel really good about myself — a true gentleman. It was weird but in my heart, I felt like he was someone I could possibly trust.

Because if you can’t trust an 84-year-old pornographer, who can you trust, right?  The video of Kendra talking to Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb (which sounds delicious, BTW) on “The Today Show” is pretty unbearable, but you can view it here if you’re masochist.

However, for those of you who don’t let her fog-horn-like personality and retard-laugh distract you from her hotness,  I’ve embedded an old video of her demonstrating her signature stripper pole after the jump.