Raising Sextuplets (We) — I always see clips of this on “The Soup,” and the dad is awesomely negligent. At any given time, he’s one beer away from making the show “Raising Quintuplets.”
Bethenny Getting Married? (Bravo) — As much as I don’t like Bethenny Frankel, what really bothers me is the show’s title. It should be either “Bethenny Getting Married” or “Bethenny’s Getting Married?” As it is, it sounds like a question the Hulk would ask. Anyway, this is the episode where she gives birth. Whooptee-doo.
Big Brother (CBS) — Oooh, a live eviction! It sounds so much cooler than it actually is.
Burn Notice (USA) — Burt Reynolds guest stars. I always love watching Burt Reynolds, because I find his hairpiece fascinating.
River Monsters (Discovery) — No, it’s not about the fish that swims up your peehole. But it should be.
WNBA: Los Angeles at Indiana (ESPN2) — Before you start making fun of women’s basketball, keep in mind that this is probably one of the three or four most interesting things happening in Indiana tonight.
(Sorry for the abbreviated coverage today — I gotta leave the Internet a little early. Be sure to turn the lights out here when you’re done.)
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Someone in Indiana rearranging their sock and underwear drawer would be more interesting than a WNBA game.
I quite enjoy Lobster Dog in with the sextuplets. His pout works particularly well when placed alongside those little ankle biters.
I’ve had it up to here (points at slanted eyes) at your constant degradation of Julie Chen and Big Brother!
fuck you
i live in indiana and its not that bad
Ah, the dreaded Candiru. I was about to dip a couple of brats into a river infested with them, but one of them got testicular torsion and I had to take a League-mandated timeout.
My fiancee made me watch that sextuplet show once. The father is clearly gay. I do think it would be great if they went camping and a bear ran off with a kid.
Those kids look like they just walked off the set of The Dark Crystal.
Sextuplets? Meh.
You know what they say, once you have Octomom, you never go back.
I’d throw my toothpick down Octomom’s volcano.
Bethennys Getting Married. hulk no use grammar proper so hulk no need learn possessive forms. hulk want own Getting Married and sell to the gays.
I’m rather proud of the fact that I have no idea who Bethenny Frankel is. Nor do I intend to find out. I’ll just watch more shows about cake and midgets.